Raise a banner. 🚩🚩🚩. #Astros = Trade Deadline CHAMPS. #BuiltForThis

Can we retire the phrase “all but” and just say “almost” or “practically” like normal people?.

They got 5 cents for each, walked away with about $10-15 per day. Those 2 used to beat the bottle machines with wooden sticks when they were overloaded. I had to disarm them daily. They thought it was hilarious. I did not.

Brown just got 3 guys with a farm system that looked like the shopping carts full of empty bottles & cans that 2 old ladies used to wheel into the Hannaford's I worked at in North Quincy Massachusetts.

"If you've been talking sh*t about Dana Brown, you gotta shut the f*ck up." #BuiltForThis

[cue Astro hater accusing Carlos Correa of promoting eugenics & white nationalism based on the hand signal in this screen grab].

Mood. #BuiltForThis

The source confirms the Astros are optimally looking for a human being who plays a sport called baseball.

Source: The #Astros “might” do “something” by today’s 5 PM Trade Deadline. #BuiltForThis.

There's LOTS of talk about bringing back #Astros legends Carlos Correa & Justin Verlander. but why isn't anyone talking about bringing back one of the most important players in franchise history? 🤔. #BuiltForThis | @ESPN975 | @SeanAMapes

why I’m more excited about Bullock than any other Texans player going into this year:.

Per an Irish folk song stuck in my head, the unicorn could do everything except show up for Noah’s Ark on time. It then drowned during a biblical flood.

🎶Jeremyyyy Pennnnaaaa's.ribs seem okayyyyyyyyyyyy 🎶. [Is he growing Wolverine sideburns?].

shitposting is fun

Uh oh. 🙀. #Texans QB C.J. Stroud spent part of practice working on handoffs, not throwing. 🫨. Is his shoulder 100%??🤕. Or worse, does Nick Caley think his QB is a game manager??!? 🤯. #HTownMade | @ESPN975

Time for an uncomfortable Q: 🙋🏻‍♂️😨. Nico Collins WAS NOT the first #Texans WR on the field today. 🏈🐂🤔🚫1️⃣. Is his status as Houston’s “WR1” in doubt??!? 🤔🤨🧐. #HTownMade | @espn975

I would have been cool with the #Astros standing pat at the trade deadline and rolling the dice on "acquiring" players from the injured list. 😂. But now that there's all these Dylan Cease & Carlos Correa rumors, I want a trade. 🤪. #BuiltForThis | @espn975

What I saw at #Texans T.C. Today…. 🏆 The Defense. Super Bowl caliber??.😍 Calen Bullock / The DBs.😬 CJ Stroud running for his life.😰 The OL. #HTownMade | @espn975