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😂 Daily doses of laughter! Serving up puns, dad jokes, and comedy gold. Unlimited gags, guaranteed chuckles! 🎠#StayFunny
Joined March 2025
Why is Donald Trump like Jesus?? He'll never be as good as his Daddy. #PoliticalHumor #TrumpJokes
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Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it. #FartJokes #GrossButFunny
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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it #SnowmanJokes #ChillHumor
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me. #FunnyThoughts #BaseballHumor
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Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger #DarkHumor #SensitiveJoke
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"Where will you see yourself in 15 years?" A Mirror #FifteenYearsLater #MirrorJokes
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that little thing?!" #ElephantJokes #NakedJokes
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What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him. #elephantjokes #dadjokes
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What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ... #PirateJokes #CopyrightHumor
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If you want to wear the same cologne as Chuck Norris, you'll be disappointed to find that Chuck Norris doesn't wear cologne. For two hundred dollars, however, Mr. Norris will fart on your chest before you go on a date. #NoCologneNeeded #ChuckNorrisSpecial
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first. #ChickenOrEgg #OnlineShoppingFail
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Number one handheld A recent survey indicated that smartphone is the number 1 handheld device.. Penis has slipped to number 2.. #dadjokes #penisjokes
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first. #ChickenOrEggOnline #PoultryPriorities
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Studies show "not jokes" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not. #NotFunny #JokeStudies
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Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body. #ChuckNorrisJokes #CarmenSandiego
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Chuck Norris once destroyed Tokyo for fun, but was able to rebuild it in a matter of milliseconds. #ChuckNorrisFacts #TokyoRebuiltByChuckNorris
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They say it's amazing what we can achieve if we all put our heads together But if I could put my heads together, I'd never leave my room #HeadsTogether #NeverLeaveMyRoom
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Ask not what Chuck Norris will do for a Klondike bar, ask what the Klondike bar will do for Chuck Norris. #ChuckNorrisJokes #KlondikeBar
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When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident.
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