Gabriel P.
@GabrielPMC2
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RPG enthusiast, encounter map maker, nerd, ex-chef, and terrible writer. Occasionally open for commissions, always open to answer questions. he/him/they
Seattle WA
Joined January 2015
You've been hire as an outrider for the dire cattle run. The drive goes passes through washes and canyons to get to market and get everyone paid, but somewhere out there in heat shimmer is Peryton Pete famed Pixie cattle poacher and his gang. #DnD
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I don't know that I can be bothered to adventure today. But sir there's a cave. A Cave you say?.And the cave has ruins in it sir. RUINS you say?.And something huge has been moving around in there s. Get my saddle ready! #dnd
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Sure some dragons like to nest in ruins or old dwarven halls, but me? I'm a classic and as such I need a classic cave lair. Sure I've updated the cave a bit, had the minions dig me out some must have features, I'm a dragon not an oversized cave bear! #dnd
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Bard: Listen man I need you to be cool with these guys, we need these alchemical ingredients if we're going to cure your bride. Paladin: Is their chieftain wearing a necklace of human hands?.Paladin: Is that a pit for kidnapped children?.Bard: Probably rescued orphans? #DnD
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Primordial titans warring with each other through multiple dimensions? Never happened. These bones were probably just enlarged after death to fool us. #dnd
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Don't worry most folks never make it to the bottom alive on account of the flying venomous spiders or because its so deep you die of dehydration before you hit. #dnd
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Figure out whether it was the bard's, the wizard's, or the ranger's Fault at @roll20app or @DriveThruRPG
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Either this is an enchanted forest or someone spiked our healing potions in that last town after the fishmonger-cone-of-cold-successfull-charm-but-failed-buisness-model incident. #DnD
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Look at that shining bastion atop the hill good paladin no doubt a place of decency and hope!. Remember the words of our wise friend when he said "I think a servant of the Enemy would look fairer and feel fouler" before jumping to such conclusions. #dnd
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First time we tried flipping castles we did it wrong and the money we paid that titan for an upside down and total smashed keep was complete wasted. Then someone explained the concept to us better. #dnd
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Problem with sleeping the sleep of death for 100 years at a time? You wake up and find out your steward was slain and the dungeon polishers didn't get paid so they quit. Now your whole brass dungeon has a green patina that clashes with your wardrobe. #DnD
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