Today I called myself a "trauma lasagne" and I stand by it.

RT @DeathMetalV: God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

RT @ShappiKhorsandi: Reform have done so well. They've convinced a lot of people that their struggles in life are because a Somalian family….

RT @marianabrickman: "I just saw a girl who said she saw John Lennon walking down the street in New York wearing a button that said, 'I lov….

I noticed it at first, but then my brain ruptured a self-induced aneurysm to protect itself.

RT @rachelzegler: is he the first home alone 2: lost in new york actor to be found guilty.

The way I talk about @RonanFarrow has legitimately made my fiance jealous. thankfully, I don't think he needs to worry 😂.

RT @TheGuyPearce: History. Humanity. It’s not hard to know how to find your moral centre. #FreePalestine

I get why they're excited, I'm a huge fan of the man too, but one girl (in a Crowley) costume left the theatre saying "Fuck the NHS, I only came to see him". 😑😑😑😑😑. Putting that aside, though, it's a fantastic show, and congrats to all involved.

I did feel very uncomfortable with the huge gaggle of people (one in full Good Omens costume including wings) waiting for Michael Sheen when he was just trying to have a pint after work. The entitlement to another human because they're in a TV show you like was horrifying.

An incredible cast, wonderful choreography, and clever set design. If you can see it in Cardiff, then please go!.

What an amazing show "Nye" at @NationalTheatre was. It so cleverly articulated it's themes without bashing you on the head with them. It found the human connection within big political and social ideas and policies. It made me think of my grandad.

RT @brontollow: “I’m going to take care of everyone for you” #nyefanart #nye #michaelsheen

Hi @Pharmacy2U I've tried your live chat, phone number and customer service email and not had any luck. Please could you respond to my DM or refer me to the correct department?.

RT @ghoulhag: a bear wouldn’t draw a vengefully violent meme just because a woman doesn’t want to be alone in his company in a hypothetical….

George Carlin would be ashamed to have you quote him.

RT @lovestephy: you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

RT @awhalefact: okay the "ew" was unnecessary we are just trying to live.

get in the actual bin.

RT @ThatEricAlper: from Kurt Cobain’s journal