I have saved the encounter that led to the most viral Gas Station Encounters related tweet of all time… and if
@ranatalus
obliges, I will do a commentary. 👀
Found out that gas station encounters is only 20 mins away from where i lived. So I had to stop by It so weird walking into a place that you only seen in videos
We are making GSE history today with the FIRST EVER guest commentary by
@ranatalus
! The encounter that led to the viral tweets… and more!
Accidentally Finding GSE 4
#GasStationEncounters
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The unimaginable happened today. I caught a shoplifter & told him to wait for the police. He ended up leaving. 15 minutes later the police called saying that he turned himself in. 🤯
all morning I been watching a youtube channel of this loser who owns a gas station and confronts people when they steal an item that’s worth like $0.92
GOT TO VISIT THE GAS STATION ENCOUNTERS GAS STATION TODAY!!!!!
The staff was EXTREMELY freaking awesome and let me get a photo with their YouTube play button :3
📸
@AmbyLynxSteele
You can’t make this shit up. The shoplifter/counterfeit bill passer was dumb enough to comment on our Facebook post. Mentions blaming it on the bank & posted a live video with the lottery tickets he purchased with the fake bill. 😆
In the wise words of
@xdannyxbrownx
… “You ain’t gettin no bitches if they found out you’ve been stealing at gas stations and shit.” 😂 appreciate the love
@DannyBrownShow
!
You are pumping gas. A Romanian man covered in jewelry & driving a brand new Tahoe approaches you. He tells you that he’s a millionaire but lost his wallet while traveling & only needs $800 to get back home to Nevada. He gives you this gold ring off of his finger. His wife & kids…
Tonight I had the absolute pleasure of seeing
@ComicDaveSmith
’s 1st headlining show at
@Hilarities
. Fucking hilarious! 😂 Do yourself a favor & get tickets if he comes to your town!
UPDATE: Johnny Boy did not show up to his arraignment yesterday for his 4th degree felony of counterfeiting & now has a national warrant for his arrest. 🚔
You can’t make this shit up. The shoplifter/counterfeit bill passer was dumb enough to comment on our Facebook post. Mentions blaming it on the bank & posted a live video with the lottery tickets he purchased with the fake bill. 😆
It’s a sad day. Unfortunately we had to remove our bathroom security guard
@stoolpresidente
because a couple of old ladies complained to the boss man about it being inappropriate. 😑
You can stop bragging now. Most distributors don’t even offer the option to buy the 99 cent cans anymore because you expect retailers to make 10 cents a can or lose money on the sale if they pay with a credit card. 😒
FUN FACT: Before the hotel next door was demolished, they would host a furry convention every year. So we’ve been a furry friendly gas station for quite some time. 🙌🏽
You might be a shoplifter if you:
1) Look up at the counter
2) Look up at the cameras
3) Ask the clerk a question
4) Scratch your body
5) Wipe your nose
6) Yawn
7) Stretch
8) Use the bathroom
9) Wear clothes
10) Breathe air
Shoutout to the family that came into the gas station yesterday, walked around like normal customers, then lined up out of nowhere and busted out a Gas Station Encounters Christmas Carol in front of Jack. 😂
When you realize the person taking a picture of your van doesn’t actually think it’s cool & just recognizes you from shoplifting on Gas Station Encounters…
This weeks episode is a doozy! A Gas Station Encounters record… TWENTY FOUR Red Bulls stolen. And she comes back in to try & steal scratch off lottery tickets! 😱
I’m working with our noob employee that’s 19 years old. His favorite comedy is Grown Ups. He’s never seen Little Nicky or Tommy Boy let alone ever heard of Chris Farley. Should I fire him now or wait a couple days?
Most memorable fan encounter yet…
I’m getting food with my wife at the
@cavs
game… she gets mad at me about popcorn & storms off without me. The guy walking in front of me turns around & says “SHE GONE!” 😂
GSE LEGEND! 🙌🏽