📛 GRFTY Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, the chain was formless and void, and the vibes were mid. And the GRFT Lord said: “Let there be GRFT.” And there was GRFT. And it was down 94% by morning. $GRFTY #GRIZL #memecoins

🧵1/n Greetings fellow GRFTards. Please read carefully for updated mint details. 2,500 GRFT Stone Relics will be etched into eternity. The price of admission is an offering of gas to the Ethereum overlords. The GSR provides entry into the inner sanctum of the MemeFi chambers.

To announce our collaboration with @GRFTY_Ai , we've secured a GRFT Stone Relics NFT WL 🎉 GRFT Stone Relic is the key to unlocking the GRFT economy and provides the entrance to the inner sanctum of MemeFi. 🔷How to participate: 1. Follow : @1MinuteWeb3 & @GRFTY_Ai 2. RT + ❤️

🦍 GRIZL x Ape‑to‑AI‑to‑Earn™ This GRIZL aped into every play‑to‑earn rug in 2021. Then he aped into every AI tool in 2023. Now he’s running Ape‑to‑AI‑to‑Earn™ - a protocol where you train an LLM to act like a degen, then stake its outputs for airdrop points. Every “gm”

🧵3/n Those who survive the repost purges, dodge the engagement traps, and resist the siren call of thread farms… shall stand before the Gate of the Seven Lords of GRFT, to etch their meme into eternity. Only then shall the GRIZL be revealed. Only then… shall you PFP. #nfts

🧵2/n Enter the GRIZL MemeFi arena and participate in the Psalms of Survival to unlock the Six Relics of Memetic Ordinance. Each tablet holds a key to ascending the leaderboard and initiating the Final Claim... the on-chain rite of passage to your sacred GRIZL PFP. #NFTs

🧵1/n Greetings fellow GRFTards. Please read carefully for updated mint details. 2,500 GRFT Stone Relics will be etched into eternity. The price of admission is an offering of gas to the Ethereum overlords. The GSR provides entry into the inner sanctum of the MemeFi chambers.

📛 $GRFTY Genesis 1:4 The contract came unannounced. No whitepaper. No warning. Just belief. The brave aped. The wise ignored. The rest refreshed Dex Screener until dawn. The founders left. The bots remained. We worshipped both. They sent signs through wallet drainers and

📛 $GRFTY Genesis 1:4 The contract came unannounced. No whitepaper. No warning. Just belief. The brave aped. The wise ignored. The rest refreshed Dex Screener until dawn. The founders left. The bots remained. We worshipped both. They sent signs through wallet drainers and

📛 $GRFTY Genesis 1:3 We fasted through bear markets. For what? A JPEG resurrection? A second coming of floor price? And the GRFT Lord said, “Community is utility.” And the people coped. We pooled liquidity. We bridged conviction. We sacrificed gas… And still got rugged in

📛 $GRFTY Genesis 1:3 We fasted through bear markets. For what? A JPEG resurrection? A second coming of floor price? And the GRFT Lord said, “Community is utility.” And the people coped. We pooled liquidity. We bridged conviction. We sacrificed gas… And still got rugged in

📛 GRFTY Genesis 1:2 And lo - the GRFT multiplied. Frogs begat dogs. Dogs begat food coins. Food coins begat cults. And the timeline became as noise. And the GRFT Lord said: “Let there be a roadmap.” And there was. But it was vague. And soon tokenized. And on the 8th day, the

📛 GRFTY Genesis 1:2 And lo - the GRFT multiplied. Frogs begat dogs. Dogs begat food coins. Food coins begat cults. And the timeline became as noise. And the GRFT Lord said: “Let there be a roadmap.” And there was. But it was vague. And soon tokenized. And on the 8th day, the

📛 GRFT Maxxing The act of willingly ingesting terminal levels of GRFT exposure in the pursuit of social edge, timeline supremacy, or ironic enlightenment. Side effects include: paranoia, compulsive reply behavior, and acute meme delusion. 📛 Cultural Usage: “She broke up with

What’s cooking over @GRFTY_Ai 🐯 More info coming soon, who’s ready 👇

📛 GRFT Maxxing The act of willingly ingesting terminal levels of GRFT exposure in the pursuit of social edge, timeline supremacy, or ironic enlightenment. Side effects include: paranoia, compulsive reply behavior, and acute meme delusion. 📛 Cultural Usage: “She broke up with

This GRIZL bought land in @TheSandboxGame thinking he was early. Early to what? Unclear. But Snoop had a parcel. Someone said Deadmau5 might DJ. The map looked like opportunity. So he aped... straight into a voxel Ponzi of potential. He spent 9 weeks building a “trap house /

📛 GRIZL x @monad This GRIZL bet it all on Monad. Not because it works. Because it might… eventually… if you believe hard enough. He launched $MONAPE, a token that promises 10x faster engagement and 50x more delayed disappointment. His devs are invisible. The mainnet is a

This GRIZL subscribed to @OpenAI ChatGPT Plus and called it an investment. He says it paid for itself in alpha. It didn’t. But it felt like it might. He doesn’t know which model he’s using. None of us do. The dropdown says “GPT-4,” but the outputs say: “Try again later.” He

This GRIZL bought land in @TheSandboxGame thinking he was early. Early to what? Unclear. But Snoop had a parcel. Someone said Deadmau5 might DJ. The map looked like opportunity. So he aped... straight into a voxel Ponzi of potential. He spent 9 weeks building a “trap house /