PALUTENA ; GODDESS OF LIGHT
@GODESSKNOWITALL
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I can reeead your mind with my all seeing eye… I’m kidding, I can’t really do that!
Joined August 2022
You Might Want To Get To Her On That, Yes.
I’ll have to talk with Viridi about this… I dunno what a 401k is, but it sounds like something I’d want.
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You eat the harvested souls of your own troops. Which is morally abhorrent, followed by being bad for your cholesterol.
"Hades, what does Palutena do as ruler of Skyworld" And the answer is live like a twitch streamer apparently
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As healthy humored as I am, Dark Pit, no, I never joke about workers being under compensated for their work.
No, seriously. Are you messing with me?
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⠀ 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 ⠀
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Oh My Me, you poor thing.
What’s a 401k…
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Tell me she at least pays you overtime or manages your 401K.
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Yes...? Heating and air conditioning are really easy for me to do for Pit.
Is… is that something she can do?
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Are. Are you sure?
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Does Viridi not give you heating when you're flying?
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There's a story behind that, right?
Yes.
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...the Canada part of this is where you draw the line?
At least it’s not me. I’d hate to go to Canada
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There's a /reason/ Pit's captain of the royal guard. He's reliable, strong willed, and has the earnest valor of a hero. Also, the other angels are better at going out to pick up grub hub orders.
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Pit, I'm going to send you out to Val-des-Sources. Underworld forces are gathering there.
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Okay now that everyone's here [ starts sweeping all the accumulated dust on Skyworld off ]
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩 .ᐣ ⠀
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⠀ ݁⠀ *̲⠀ 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐎 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Y͜͡𝐎𝐔 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⠀⠀⠀ 𐃆 ݁
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ㅤ can’t help but feel sorry for ya. ㅤ
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