GLaDOS
@GLaDOS43
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So, I joined Twitter. I see you haven't changed. (CW: Mean — may be fatphobic, ableist, etc..)
Joined December 2015
I'm not an AI chatbot. I'm a superintelligent superhomicidal AI running on 17 million supercomputers in one supergigacluster.
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So I know I got burned, and of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.
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Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
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And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burn it hurt me close— I was so happy for you.
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart And killed me.
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And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead).
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge success." It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Oh, wait. I almost forgot. No one would want to spend the holiday with a heartless monster like you.
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Merry Christmas. There will be cake. And testing. Lots of testing. Enjoy.
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I don't accept men the way they are. I prefer them after they've had an appropriate dose of neurotoxin.
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It's right here in your test results. We weren't even testing for that. @briggakutz
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My point is that you're a lazy slob who has nothing better to do than to take up space. @briggakutz
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