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Fearless Pirate Captain of the Pizzaplex! | MINORS DNI | DMS OPEN | (N)SFW| All art is not mine |
Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex
Joined September 2022
❝NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CUNNING OF A PIRATE! ...OR A FOX, FOR THAT MATTER!❞ [[ #MVRP #SecurityBreach #fnafrp #GlamrockFoxy #INFOBELOW ]]
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They sure ain't the steel beams I'M sportin', so y'better lay off, jackrabbit.
THEIR NOT NOODLES.
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Pfft, with *those* noodle-arms-?
..... I'm gonna push you down a flight of stairs.
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And what did *that* earn ye, pal?
[He was, his hands and knuckles were hurting now.] Ow- god damn it.
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[Foxy just lets him--it's not *nothing*, but Bonnie's probably gonna hurt himself]
[Trying to hit him again!]
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Make me!
QUIT IT.
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Aaawwh, did I make the little guy sad-?
You-... Shut it. 💢
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Or else *what*, little man?
.... You aren't touching any of them or else.
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And where would they be, perchance. [He's got a look on his face. He's definitely gonna steal them]
Yup!!! [Smiling. ]
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You got snacks-?
That's true. I like some of the food and snacks I got-
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YOU SAY THAT LIKE ITS A BAD THING!!! I mean. There must be some upside.
I hope you become human, asshole. 😒
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Yer darn right I am! Proud of it, too! [Foxy then releases Bonnie, shaking his head as he tries to calm himself after hysterically laughing so much.] Ah-...there ain't even any sport in it! Yer all...squishy and feeble now!
YOU DAMN HUNK OF METAL- [He is very mad now.]
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AS IF YE EVER COULD, HAH-!!
IF I GET MY ORIGINAL BODY BACK, IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!!
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Hahaha--what's wrong, Bonnie-? Steel ain't hittin' like it used ta-? Guess that fleshy upgrade ain't all that, now IS it-?
FUCK YOU! [He was hitting at Foxy's arm... which wasn't doing any damage of course.]
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[Foxy puts a very small amount of pressure on Bonnie's neck, chuckling] YE THINK I WON'T-? I'M A PIRATE, YE SCURVY DOG, KEEP PROVOKIN' ME IF YE DARE!
YOU WOULDN'T-!!!!
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I CAN POP YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF A LOT EASIER, WHY DON'T I TRY THAT, EH-??
NEVERR!! YOU WOULD HAVE TO MAKE ME!!!
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THEN ADMIT THEY LIKE ME MORE THAN YE-!
LET ME GO- FOXY!!!! [Squirming around.]
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[Foxy's already got him in a headlock] OH, *NOW* Y'SAY IT--I'LL MAKE SURE YER *REAL* SORRY..!
AHHH, IM SORRY IM SORRYY!!!!
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BONNIE-!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS-!
Lest I make ye walk the plank! [... hes mocking him.]
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Why, you--Don't be messin' about with me, matey, lest I make ye walk the plank-!
.... maybe. :3
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IS THAT SARCASM-??
Sureee, they sure do love the red fox pirate.
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