Just listened to the actual radio in the car for the first time in years... Is it just me or does every pop song now sound like either Jason Mraz or Lady Gaga? I'm calling it the Mraga sound - you don't love it, but you don't hate it either! 😔

In writing it's called clarifying, in design it's simplifying, in life it's prioritizing. Subtracting what isn't important is universally the most powerful next step.

Elimination is the key to achieving anything.

I guess Seal had a mortgage payment due

Ok so Workaholics guy is Ozempic skinny, got it 😂

Never thought the Bears would actually do it, but there's LITERALLY no way Eberflus isn't fired! He has to face a room of press now that are all gonna ask why he's taking a timeout home to Thanksgiving dinner. You got 10 days for a new coach to prepare for the next game.

#Braves season recap courtesy of @MLB What an insane season and yet Atlanta is back in the postseason for the 7th straight year. Unreal

Play this on a dadgum loop all night and day tomorrow @Braves

These mosquitos 🦟 who purposefully bite only the fingers I can't move should be brought up hate crime charges. Throw the book at them... LITERALLY

Why have I not been watching women's rugby every day of my life???

As someone who rejects I have to take a side in this battle, this is getting more entertaining by the day!

This idiotic way of speaking with maximum flowery language to say as little as possible was funny in his standup when I thought it was a bit. This rebrand as a political commentator exposes he may just be an idiot for idiot's sake.

I think incompetence, not conspiracy, explains the Secret Service debacle. But one of the reasons the director should resign is that in this climate, such stunning failure breeds conspiracy theorizing. When you say you can't have a Secret Service sniper on a sloped roof, rational

🚨🚨🚨HOT TAKE:🚨🚨🚨 Shooting politicians is bad. Good night ✌���

I’ve thought about some of the arguments I’ve seen, but, on balance, I’m still of the view that taking hostages is bad and rescuing hostages is good.

1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ career strikeouts for Jesse! #BravesCountry

Family picnics growing up: euchre and arguments over George W. Family picnics now: people's pictures of their kids and "let's go Brandon" meme tshirts. Be thankful for what you have. It only gets worse.

The AP twitter account is just trolling now

Like the chupacabra, is there such a thing as a diurnal disabled person?

Who are the 20% of people who produce 80% of your enjoyment and propel you forward, and which 20% cause 80% of your depression, anger, and second-guessing?