i be commanding my coworkers like pikmin like “go stock that shelf i’ll handle the customers” and then i look over to see how they’re doing and they’re beating up grass and sucking yellow shit off the ground 💀
@trashwithab
@wubbwarg
every porn artist that has “toons” in his name draws meg griffin with realistic human proportions getting railed by a 5’8 brian and nothing else
fucking and sucking my way to the top of the film industry so i can direct a minecraft movie that has no dialogue and is an emotionally artistic exploration of the empty world through the eyes of steve instead of whatever minions shit they’ll end up putting out
one day we’re gonna hire an animator that never actually works on our show and instead draws comics about themselves fucking and marrying the characters
BREAKING: we have decided that it would be far more in character for jeff to uphold a lasting, series-long relationship with a beautiful woman than to continue associating with cory. so, without further ado, we are pleased to introduce jeff’s new girlfr
what chemically compels a person to respond to a genuine tweet with some unrelated meme from their camera roll. are they missing an essential part of their brain? am i?
Tune in 2/17 at 2 p.m. PT for a
#NintendoDirect
livestream featuring roughly 50 minutes of information focused on available games like Super
#SmashBrosUltimate
and games coming to
#NintendoSwitch
in the first half of 2021.