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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)

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Gym Owner. Former Military. Not your ordinary gentleman. #RP 21+ #OC #NOTAlanR #PARODY

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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
2 years
💪🏽Name: Greyson Turner 💪🏽Occupation: Gym Owner 💪🏽History: Veteran looking to get out of his head. Sadistic prick. 💪🏽Location: Hollywod/ LA 💪🏽Likes: Bourbon, Beauties, and Back talk 💪🏽Dislikes: Wasting my time 💪🏽Mature Themes and Triggers RP 💪🏽RL: Not my first time #SNT
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
19 hours
Good morning and Thank you as always, Abigail.
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
3 days
You must have enjoyed yourself, tiny terror. Hopefully you suck down some water today. It will do your body good... after drinking that oil.
@carolshade
C A R O L
3 days
Listen! First of all, yes! & second, also yes Lol
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
3 days
First it's coffee. Now you're sucking down cream....
@carolshade
C A R O L
3 days
I'm gonna be spending the eve with this guy... Thick & creamy. Yum!! Bailey's flavour, I mean Lol Enjoy your Friday 🖤 #offline
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
7 days
Thank you, Abigail. I'll drink to you this evening.
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
13 days
Morning Slackers. Yeah. I know. Wtf have you been? I would say under a pair of beautiful .... /smirks/ No. Just needed to be with nature for a bit. I know you haven't been in the gym. You have a donut in your hand. Come see me and get that ass moving.
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
This reminds me of someone. /Squeezes the bridge of my nose/ Anybody have an aspirin...or hard scotch? Fuck or both.
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4 months
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Chuckles/ Only after you admit you enjoy me giving your bouncy, swaying ass attention. /Points at the small table in the corner./ This was for me, but I guess I can help you make your assets bouncier. /Grins/
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
I didn't sign in for this, Greyson *huffs but does the hops anyway then follows you down into the mysterious depths of the boat* Enough with the slapping. You just admit you like my ass *smirks* & don't you dare to say it's jiggly cause it's not. It bounces & sways just perfectly
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Pulls your awesome body onto the boat with a smirk/ I have all the protein you need, tiny terror. Just climb into the cabin....But not before you give me 10 jumping jacks./Taps your jiggly bottom before disappearing down below/
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
Woohoo! Yes! *hops abord with you after downing my coffee in a long single gulp* I'm gonna say yes to something refreshing to drink & even to your feeding me as long as you don't forget the proteins this time. Veggies are good but this awesome body also needs proteins *winks*
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Crooks my finger your way/ Come swim over, darling. And if you put down that oil, I may have something more refreshing in the cabin. I might even feed you. /Winks/
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
Nah-ah... You're my personal trainer. If you're not here with me, doing all the sweating then I'm not sweating either... I'll say though, I wouldn't mind joining you on that boat. Sounds like the perfect spot for a lazy day. I did have a crazy week myself, you know?
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
I didn’t say no working out for YOU, little terror. Be a good girl and put that crap down. I want to see you moving.
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
No working out on a Saturday morning? Woohoo! I'm in! *raises my mug of coffee in a silent toast & watches you from my porch while you go out sailing*
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
Today's a good day to relax on the boat. I was up all night renewing memberships, so I deserve a break. Unlike you, Slackers. Get that ass up and moving.
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Abigail ”Abby” Mastroddi ||Parody||
4 months
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Abigail ”Abby” Mastroddi ||Parody||
4 months
Solo Part 12 Amalfi Coast, Italy. Bianca and Marco Bonanno awaited my arrival with the unyielding confidence expected of them. Max had respected my wishes, ensuring Jesse remained uninvolved in this crucial meeting. Clad in snug blue and white shorts and a fitted top that
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Swims faster and grabs you by the ankle just to turn you towards me/ Let's see how high you can fly, tiny terror fish. /Lifts you up under your arms and throws you backward/ Now you're nice and wet!! No dry scales!!!
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
I may have...? Now don't take it the wrong way, Grayson! *laughs, then yells & swims away for my life*
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Looks at you with wide eyes/ Did you just refer to me as a biscuit?? /Spits the water out of my mouth and swims over to dunk you in the water/
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
How nice of you, Grayson! *laughs, trying to swim away then turns around & splashes water on your face* I wouldn't want you to get all dry & flaky either.
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
Did she say dry and flaky??? This woman is truly hilarious.
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
More evidence that you are a terror. /Shakes my head and swims toward you. I smack the surface of the water to splash water on your face/ There you go fishy. Dont want you to get dry and shrivel up.
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
No way. I'm a Siren in the water, you'll see! *grins & swims to the other end of the pool, only partly avoiding the splash & waves made by your huge frame*
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
Well, it would be money wasted because it's not happening, tiny terror. But I will play volleyball. Just be careful not to get too upset that you can't swim when I win. /Winks and jumps in the pool/
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
Ya know, Grayson, I'd pay some good money to see you doing water-zumba. I'll let it there, just think about it *laughs hard* Lucky for you I lack coordination to do sync swimming. How about water-volleyball?
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
Not for water-zumba. What type of girly stuff is that??? Next, you'll have me doing synchronized swimming.
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
Well it's all gone now *grins, doing a few lazy laps* The water is amazing. I needed this... Thank you for inviting me, Grayson. Will you join me? We could do some Water-zumba! *laughs*
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Chuckles, wiping the pool water out of my eyes/ Well, it looks like you were glowing all over.
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
That's not sweat, it's glow *smirks & laughs then jumps in the pool, making sure to send a big splash all over you*
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Greyson 'Hurtz' Turner (Parody)
4 months
/Taps you forehead, then your right cheek with my pointer finger/ Looking at bit sweaty to me. /Grins/
@carolshade
C A R O L
4 months
I do not have sweaty cheeks, damn it, Grayson! *laughs* But getting in the pool sounds nice so I'm going to overlook that audacity to say that I have sweaty cheeks.
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