Not Gary Burns
@GBurnsGusto2
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Damn, just woke up in a cold sweat then I rolled over saw my wife and had a 5th of something good on the night stand. Took one big ol drink and now I’m ready to sleep sound. #usa #jimandjack #stealingmoney #haveyouseenmykeys
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Those little travel ball shit don’t know how good they got it. Fuckin Gatorade and drop 5s #NoThisIsNotLiquor #DrunkAtAQuadplex
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Just bet on horses and drank all day…. Almost drunk. Now I see a @goldencorral commercial. #hornedup #wereinflorida
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Good luck to my men Mo and Rosz today. I know your tuition is on the chiefs M-Line. I’ll match what u put down, Florida lives or dies on the money line. #ChiefsKingdom #fademybookie
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He texted again said it’s all good “he went Chester Cheeto on that shit and mommy bought the beaches anyway.” #tricksareforkids #chesterthemolester
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Why the fuck am I getting texts from Tony Tocco saying my boys stole his nephjohnsons beeaches?!? I mean… I could give a fuck. For all I know Osama is on campus! #BlackCockDown #ItsInTheBoner
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Jizz Chislom is the sorriest excuse for a baseball player I’ve ever seen… #IAmTheCaptainNow
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More like the Florida fund. Sorry boys… maybe next year #JazzChisolmIsACuck
Swear to god I heard this from @GBurnsGusto2 before
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The officiating in the Mizzou vs TAMU has been the most despicable display of refereeing I have seen since my boys were got hoed at Jewel. #DickingMyBoys
#Menendez
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Elephant walk #BlueOctober
If the Royals win the World Series I will walk down troost butt ass naked.
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I’m a simple man. Give me some jungle juice and a dude perfect video. #lifeisgood #MammaToldMeWhenIWasYoung
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Still in the lou. Got on a burner at Hollywood. Uhh DJ practice again ig #CJAbrams #MortgageOnGreen
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Happy 4th to all that celebrate this beautiful holiday. #FJB #Daddys4th #listentothisshit #banger I wish politicians would look out for miners And not just minors on an island somewhere Lord, I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay
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Happy rainbow month to all them Peter puffers out there. Just don’t be barking up my tree for some action… maybe after a couple mojitos
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