THUS ENDS THE 2025 #PCAGA .My 51 week hibernation starts now. See you all next year. Soli Deo Gloria.

TIME STOOD STILL: Commissioner’s speech rolls on, but the clock did not. Magic suspected. Investigation pending. #pcaga

DANGER: Youth makes fun of “bald-head,” and then gets mauled by bear. #pcaga

HONORABLE: Mel Slam-Duncan willing to risk his life to protect his copy of the BCO. #pcaga

BRIGHT IDEA: Commissioner ensures the assembly can see his point. #pcaga

COMEDIAN: TE Byrd’s side hustle is stand up comedy. #pcaga

GUIDANCE: clicker trouble? .1. Raise to head level .2. Stand up, murmur “not working.”.3. Raise high, yell “Not again!” .4. Wave back and forth rapidly .5. Stand on chair, keep waving .6. Jump into air (stay there, if you can).7. Spin in clockwise motion .It’ll work. #pcaga

NEW SLOGAN: Due to the success of the omnibus, #pcaga adopts new slogan: MATTES SAVES (time)!

FIRST APPEARANCE: We finally heard from Art Sartorius, a.k.a., “Sartorius B.I.G.” #pcaga

HEATED: Commissioners make some of the most passionate arguments of this year’s assembly regarding a particular motion. A motion about… minutes. #pcaga

CONSULTED: After a motion to reconsider a close vote, related to clicker failure, KDY declares the motion to be out of order saying, “It’s electric. Boogie woogie, woogie.” #pcaga

HUBBA HUBBA: Commissioner sees his profile on screen and likes what he sees. #pcaga

HEARTWARMING: When M-KDY dismissed the assembly for the day, commissioners heard him say, “I love each and every one of you, and your Mom, very much.” He was talking to his 9 kids. #pcaga

VINDICATION: @fredgreco hints he may need to challenge the chair and he is then proven to be correct (as usual). It pays to literally eat a copy of the BCO each year. #pcaga

FORGETFUL: Commissioner decries the decline in the number of church plants since 2020 seemingly forgetting that there was A GLOBAL PANDEMIC that year. #pcaga

UNEXPECTED: Excited by the encouraging MNA church planting vision, conservatives and progressives began to high five and hug one another. #pcaga

CLOSE CALL: Brother from Quebec almost speaks a word in his native language. Nearly had to say, “Pardon my French.” #pcaga

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: TE Tipton admits he is addicted to chairing committees. The AC heard his cry for help and will pay for treatment. #pcaga

INTERFERENCE: Voting devices continue to struggle. Commissioners suspect Russian interference. #pcaga

BOLD: Commissioner publicly admits spouse used to be Episcopalian. Security immediately removed him from the assembly. #pcaga