Cryptø The Last
@FuronSurvivor
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Parody Account, Ex-soldier turned Bounty Hunter. #mvrp #Parody Age:29 MDNI
Florida, USA
Joined October 2016
"Don't Get Mad. Get Sadistic.". AU Cryptø, Ex-Soldier Turned Bounty Hunter. Likes: anything related to Destruction (some things never change), Getting Paid, A good Fight. Any Females that catch his interest. Dislikes: anyone annoying, being called green, wasting his time
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". fair point. though why make yourself blue?. favorite color?".
"And tattooing isn't a thing?".
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"I'm an Alien. sheesh, does no one watch sci-fi anymore?"
❝Someone piss me o—❞. She stared at him for a moment and then walked over to him. ❝W-what the hell are you?❞. Etsuko pocked him innocently with the tip of her ōdachi to see his reaction.
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"As you should be.".
"Tell me about it. I'm cool with that vanilla shit.".
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"Not to mention one of them can easily kill the rest."
". I can not blame anyone for distrusting the elder gods. They only get involved when directly threatened".
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"Human kinks are just. eugh. ".
"If I saw it, you gotta too.".
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"Someone piss you off or is all the booze gone?"
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". and now i have a new worse mental image.".
"No, I saw porn involving shit.".
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"Celestia got a regular pistol? Huh. thought she'd get a pump-action shotgun, honestly"
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*staring at a mirror, he's working on his cybernetic eye*
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👽 Florida on a Tuesday.
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"Indeed.".
"Oh preem." She smiled, pointing to her eyes. "Kinda like my optics.".
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*he puts the lense back on*. "Helps with tracking and identifying targets too."
Rebecca leaned forward, her eyes looking into his so she could see the difference and carefully examine the two. "Oh , I see it now." She nodded her head in approval. "That's kinda sick! Looks preem!".
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"Ah. i getcha then.".
"Love makes you do stupid things, choom.".
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*he removes his right eye lense, it's cybernetic underneath!*. "Getting it integrated with future clones wasn't easy either. nor was the process of making it."
"Okay, you're gonna have to explain that. What does your right eye do? Is it just a fake eye, or can it do stuff?".
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". then why stay if there's nothing?".
"ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ. "
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