But you see, there is a graveyard in my head, with words that have died on my lips.

This lady asked me “where do I go if I want to go the register?” Immm crazy guess but I think the register

Why do coworkers feel the need to tell me every little thing about their lives? Like I barley know you why are you telling me your mother is a drug addict. Idk seems personal to me

You’re welcome (:

If One more bitch goes off on me today I swear to GOD Karen I’mma fuck you up

This beer hitttin the spot

Asked this lady at work how she’s doing today and her response was “Could be better but I got tired of using my belt” Whaaaaat

Damn who dat be? Oh yeah me 🥵

I need a long ass foot rub back rub neck rub and other rubs

Seriously if her name isn’t Karen my name isn’t Myranda

All these lil baby stoners wearing the merch like are you even old enough to buy blunt wraps

being gay didn’t make the 10 commandments so clearly god wasn’t that pressed about the situation 🤷‍♀️

Btw happy holidaze

Tell me why people think they are fucking special and just walk past a whole line of people to get in the store. BITCH I swear

@Fullblownbitchx You tell em

If you see me at work high asf, mind ya business

Man I’m thankful to still have a job but I have to beg these ass holes to give me ONE DAY OFF A WEEK because apparently I’m the only one you can work more than three of their scheduled shifts. Fuck you guys I’m one person and I need like a three day weekend or sum sos send help

For the past 2 years in a row I’ve had to work on 4/20 and I’m really mad about it 😒

I’m crying 😭 they really fucked her hair up. I’m crying real tears