Mark Fucking Messier
@FuckingMessier
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Stanley Cup Champion Best leader ever Forever a Rang... Uh, cryer Parody Account
Dolans Lap
Joined March 2013
The Pittsburgh Penguins should play in the platter division
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These division names are fucking terrible why isn't there a Messier division , shit I'd even be ok with an @FuckingAmirante division
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@FuckingSather maybe - anyone can look good replacing Tom Renney
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I swear if Gretzky gets the job over me I'm going to punch @FuckingSather in the balls
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I've been quiet lately but the truth is I've been sobbing daily at the thought of coaching these fucking guys ! #sayyestothemess
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@FuckingSather sorry I usually Clean them up but I ran out of Kleenex .
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@JimFuckingDolan dude I need go buy stock in Kleenex seriously
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Yankees fans follow the captain @fucking_jeter an rt to get him some followers!!! #NYY
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Jerome fukin iginla thinks he can come to Pensilvania and be the best black player around?? Think again fucker and hop on the #waynetrain $
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Dancin dancin dancin. Rick Nash! I just sharted. Dancin anyway.
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There's enough people to get #NewYorkFuckingRangers trending. I'm sure of it #nyr
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Everyone's favorite anthem singer @FuckingAmirante is in twitter jail , such a shame for such a nice old man
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Impossible to not have respect for how Ryan Callahan plays this game. Any athlete from any sport would recognize it.
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@FuckingGirardi I'm heading to the locker room now
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Baby steps everyone, you mean you wanted them to score a goal AND keep the lead?
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