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No one else is scoring from this angle, Ronaldo could literally risk anything
Show me that Ronaldo unreal moment
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Sesko has more UCL goals than your entire forwards
Liam Delap has more UCL goal than Mbeumo, Cunha and Diallo in their Career
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I want to see Pedri's compilation that is as good as this one.
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Break down of the most useless goals of all time •16 penalties • 63 tap in • 22 friendly goals • 13 match winning goals • 0 goals led to a trophy 😭 • Got beaten in the El clasico 😂 • La Liga winner - Real Madrid • UCL winner - Chelsea • 0 international trophy
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Curtis Jones deserves to be in the same conversation as Pedri and Vitinha; he quietly does what they do, yet doesn’t receive the same praise.
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This was Kobbie Mainoo’s first PL start away at Everton where he played 70 minutes. The day the world was introduced to a star ⭐️
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Her: so you hate Laliga and you don’t rate Pedri Me: yes of course Her:
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These are the kind of records Manchester united like breaking 😂😂
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39 goals puts you top 9 in Chelsea’s history and people still wonder why we call it small club ? Bruno Fernandes would walk into this club’s top 3 scorers without breaking a sweat 😭
Admin’s been waiting to post this one… 😅 Cole Palmer moves up to 9th in our all time top #PL goalscorers. 🥶
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Chelsea fans know this script too well… It’s that time of the season when Pep Guardiola turns into a monster. Quiet start, injuries, shaky games.. then boom! City becomes unstoppable. Phil Foden starts dropping masterclasses. Pep starts praising Arteta and other clubs like
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Casemiro has more goals for Manchester United this szn than Gusto, Bounanotte, Colos mudryk, Delap cucurella,james, Maresca,Bernardo Cueva,Todd boehly. And has more UCL titles than your club
Tyrique George has 4G/A for Chelsea this Season, that's equal the number of G/A for both Cunha Zirkzee and mount combined.
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So chris wood would've been 4th if he played for Chelsea 😭😂
Admin’s been waiting to post this one… 😅 Cole Palmer moves up to 9th in our all time top #PL goalscorers. 🥶
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Erling Haaland would have broken Messi’s 91 goal record if he played in La liga.
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We play this Aston Villa team without Amad, Mbeumo and Mazraoui. Amorim……
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Dorgu has more Summer series goals for Manchester United than Chelsea £63.7M+£35.5M delap No be say u dey craze 😂
Trevor Chalobah has scored more PL goals for Chelsea than Man united £90M Benjamin Sesko.
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Another blank bio for the rest of the week😂😭
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So Rashford would have been 3rd if he played for Chelsea, Jesus 😭😭
Admin’s been waiting to post this one… 😅 Cole Palmer moves up to 9th in our all time top #PL goalscorers. 🥶
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