Lionel Messi on his Argentina team mate Alexis Mac Allister. "I told Alex to go to Anfield because it's a magical place. I should know, I learned the hard way.Fuck Man United. United fans are all soap dodging inbred gremlins.Go to a real club. But tell Robertson I still hate him"

Just when you think Arsenal can't get anymore cringe😬😞

When you go into to work & ask one of the women how her day has been, & she replies, "absolutely horrendous.". Later on, you find out that jackie has been putting fish in the microwave again. But was it really, "absolutely horrendous.".

A number of times, the Nazi's aloud humanitarian food supplies to reach starving civilians. The people of Holland were saved by food rations, dropped from the sky & aloud into the Netherlands under Nazi occupation. Israel. Zionists. The WORLD are seeing who you are. Monsters.

The FSG Out crew are like a cross between a Betamax, a Sinclair C5 & fucking wooden undies. Gone. Obsolete. Forgotten, boring gang of fucking knobheads🤣👋🖕.

Brilliant. A public inquiry about Orgreave. You just fucking know, South Yorkshire Police (aka the bent gang of horrible fucking rats) are getting away with it AGAIN! #HillsboroughLawNow Stop anything like Orgreave, Hillsborough or Grenfell happening again!♥️.

You made up a story about a gozzie little worm with a wand. You made up a story about a gozzie little worm with a wand. You made up a story about a gozzie little worm with a wand. You made up a story about a gozzie little worm with a wand.

I've been in worse meetings😬🤣

RT @Kenga1971: Top top account ppl. Well werth a follow 👇👇👇.

Just seen me mate. He's took far too many drugs for far too long. The cunt can't keep still. He looks like he's permanently on an invisible horse.

Join in guy's👊🤣

Been reminded lately, I'm not a normal person.I've still got a monkey on me back. It's not fucking King Kong, like it used to be,but it soon will be if I carry on the way I was. It's very real.& very capable of completely dismantling my life & leaving me in the fucking gutter😞♥️.

Imagine not venting your anger on migrants.Instead venting on"our" King,who doesn't give 2 fucks about us. while he is living in luxury, & we're all struggling, or billionaires on yachts who don't pay tax.Or our country selling arms to genocidal maniacs,creating more migrants👍♥️.

Joey Barton having nightmares about Chloe Kelly the little fucking terrapin🤣🍻.

So, is this what we do now, constantly draw prison sentence comparisons? Them two daft cunts should have been forced to climb the biggest tree in the UK, then jump from the top. Peadophiles? They'll never change. Just exterminate them & lash them in a fucking skip👋 #SycamoreGap.

Fuckinell Ed Sheeran, calm down kid, don't get your Alan Whicker's in a twist🥲♥️.

When you always come 2nd, talk shite & trip up on the way out🤣👍

Cole Palmer & Jurgen Klinsmann having a chat before the FIFA Club World Cup final #CHEPSG

It's mad isn't it, that Diogo song used to be a happy one, it's forever a sad song now♥️💔.

It's now becoming clear, Labour politicians are starting to realise that Starmer is finished. If Starmer goes, guess who'll be fuming & hurt the most? Fucking Farage. Because if Starmer doesn't get fucked off, we end up with Farage. & the NHS will be privatised. 100 fucking %😞🍻.

It's Freddy, you fucking tit. I am calm. I just don't like little cunts who call me preachy & try to be funny. As I said you're just a boring fucking gobshite, now fuck off, you little fucking terrapin🖕.