Okay, Kizzi's gonna be a schitt-stirring drama queen slut, Max is gonna be a whiny-ass bitch, Nathan is gonna be wondering what hit him, and Christian is gonna be pissed at Max because he (Christian) doesn't know what he's doing. #BelowDeckMed

I was glad to see Max back on. Was. I know Christian kinda sucks, but gawd, Max- the whining!!!! #BelowDeckMed

Christian is useless. #BelowDeckMed

Quick! Someone pee in Max's eyes!!! 🤣🤣🤣 #BelowDeckMed

I don't understand. Crew gets on the boat a day before guest boarding, and they're just supposed to know everything about how to run the boat? Seems like expecting a bit much. #BelowDeckMed

I'm liking that the chef seems pretty mellow & low-stress (so far). #BelowDeckMed

That's a big boat, but that kitchen looks kinda tiny.... ? #BelowDeckMed

I dunno.... kinda getting Norman Bates vibes off of the chef. Can't wait to see him on crew night out after a few cocktails...... #BelowDeckMed

I'll call it now - Christian throws Max overboard during the first charter. (C'mon, Max - RELAX, dude) #BelowDeckMed

Is it just my imagination, or is @CaptSandyYawn cursed with pre-departure bosun (fake certs) & chief stew (Tumi, hung up in quarantine with Kyle) & new toys (slide, also hung up in Customs) issues? #BelowDeckMed

Already loving it, 5 minutes in. Great locale, great boat, and looks like old school Below Deck production. Just - PLEASE no Instagram crew confessionals throughout the season! 🤣 #BelowDeckMed

#BelowDeckMed Monday! Season Premiere!!! How long into the first episode before we hear our first "Amaaaaaaazing!" from the amazing Chief Stew Aesha?

Wow, binging these old #BelowDeck seasons, I see stuff I missed before. Season 4, Chef Mila. I still concur with Travis's assessment of "absolutely oxygen thief", but seeing Mila's reaction to her failures - I think she actually believed she was a talented chef (she wasn't).

I was about to doom scroll on by. Seen a million of these. Nope. Not like this one....🤣🤣🤣

A message about the Jimmy Kimmel suspension, from Christopher Titus. #MAGA #DemVoices

I kinda liked that Kyle equated Solene with $10-grand covered in cowschitt. Sounds about right. #BelowDeck

I know I haven't been Chef Anthony's biggest fan, but other than @CaptKerry's mastering of that insanely narrow bridge passage, Chef Anthony's "Redemption Season" has been the most impressive storyline. He's my "Comeback Crewman of the Year". #BelowDeck

Well, crap. 10 minutes before the end of the episode and I just now remember it was #BelowDeck Monday. Kinda speaks volumes of how vested I was this season. Meh. I'll watch it tomorrow.

Next week's season finale is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥. Remember past season finales and the hugs & kisses tear-filled farewells? Yeah - not with THIS crew. Rainbeau and Solene might need a referee. And maybe a couple of law enforcement officers. #BelowDeck

Can't lie. I was kinda hoping tonight was the season finalé. #belowdeck