John “Johnathon” Johnson
@FreakyJohn3
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2024 Cracker of the Year Semifinalist | 4.31 sec cum time | Pro Cracker | Coke enthusiast | No. 3 in the Diddy Freak Rank |
Joined September 2024
If any of my friends get earrings I’m disowning them.
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Yall remember putting toothpaste on your balls when you were little or was that just me.
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RT @ruffmcormick: @LathamRodr87590 With a little love and some tenderness.We'll walk upon the water, we'll rise above the mess.With a littl….
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Need hella bag for spring break. And maybe some ludes. Hmu.
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I hate it when people walk behind me. Just let me fart in peace.
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There’s nothing worse on this earth than a college math class.
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You either hate women or love women. There’s no in between.
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Didn’t get the wife anything for Valentine’s Day. Instead I told her I want her to stomp on my balls.
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Kids in Africa getting their chiefs 3-peat shirts, then realizing that the 49ers won last year.
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Just pissed over the stall wall and onto the guy shitting in it.
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Using my free will and walking out of class 10 minutes in.
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Fuck that zesty ass Kermit the frog lookin head ah.
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