Lilith: Brian is a seismologist at MIT. Frasier: Oh, well, that's perfect- Brian being a seismologist and you having so many faults.

Niles: I happen to know that the chef at Emilio’s is very unhappy. Frasier: Of course, everyone knows that. The man’s scungilli is a cry for help.

Frasier: As a subject of the British realm, does it make you feel uncomfortable to have your residence draped in the American flag?. Daphne: Personally, I find it a cozy reminder of the land I dreamed of living in as a child.

Niles: It wasn't a moth, it was a bat! I could tell by that eerie, high-pitched scream. Frasier: That was you!.

Niles: I know you've always had special feelings for Daphne, and there's something I need to tell you. Freddie: I already know about you guys. Niles: Oh. Uh, and you're OK with that?. Freddie: I liked her when I was a little kid. I'm over it now. I mean, she's like a hundred.

At Cafe Nervosa -- Niles: Is it me or is the foam a tad dense today? . Frasier: Like a dreary fog on a Scottish moor.

I don’t bust this baby out often enough. Here’s page 53 🍓

RT @TheKevinDalton: In honor of the legendary George Wendt, here is every time Norm Peterson walks into Cheers

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Niles: An engagement ring? Dad must be about to ask Sherry to marry him. Do you know what that means?. Frasier: Yes, we're going to hear what Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" sounds like on the banjo!.

Frasier: I know what you're thinking before you even say it. Niles: Well then I'm sorry you had to hear that, Frasier!.

Frasier: Niles. Niles: "Two bouncy tires and a taut chain" you said! 🚲. Frasier: Niles. Niles: And now look! My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, and there's blood on the headlight, and blood everywhere. Frasier: Niles, that wasn't your fault. That jogger should have.

Martin: Look Niles, if you just came to see Daphne, you don't have to stay. Niles: Dad, I can't believe you would say that. To your own son. I am deeply insulted. Here I wanted to have some time with you, but now I'm so upset I'll have to leave. Daphne: Oh, hello Dr. Crane.

Niles: You think I'm pretentious? . Daphne: You'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name.

Niles: Am I dressed appropriately for something called "Banana-rama"? . Frasier: You're in Armani, who could object?.

Now I have to watch this episode tonight. So good.

Frasier: Well, we're out $15,000 each. Niles: And we have to take long trips in a Winnebago. Frasier: And we're not Romanovs. We're descended from thieves and whores.

Niles: Coupons. Well what a wonderful way to economize. I could clip them and give them to my personal shopper.

Frasier: Wait, you joined a book club? . Roz: Why is that so hard to believe? I like to read. Frasier: What's his name? . Roz: Jason.