Frank Kramer
@FrankArmy
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Morning Host on The Heidi and Frank Show, 95.5 KLOS, Los Angeles. Toad Hop Entertainment, Inc.
Los Angeles
Joined July 2009
Mario must be homeless. He wears the same clothes every day, crawls through pipes and sewers, beats people up for money, and spends it on mushrooms.
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Opinions are like Assholes, everyone has got one…right? If we’re not allowed to have opinions then no one is allowed to have an asshole, which makes everyone full of Shit.
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If Google made a deal with Garbage Truck Drivers, you could update Google Maps street view every week.
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If the President gets divorced and is remarried is she know as the Second Lady?
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There’s a definite irony that the word “phonetic” starts with a ph.
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Drumsticks are ice cream cones that are named after cuts of poultry that are named after a musical instrument.
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Today is National Taco Day: just in case, I’m going to check out Britney Spears Insta. I mean, you never know.
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NFL Today at 10:00 AM PDT - $5 entry - 8 spots filled *** https://t.co/kQNJPsSpWf Let’s see what you got
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You would think zombies would smell horrible with all the rotting flesh, but the non zombie characters on tv and film never bring it up.
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Do you go to bed at the same time as your significant other? MAYBE YOU SHOULD
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Trying to come up with the name for a child is a trip down memory lane of people you don’t like.
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If the voice in my head is me, then who the F is listening to THIS voice in my head?
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You know you’re getting only when you start using your wife’s vibrator for back pain.
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