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escapist seeking unique pathways in the phase space of cognition. silly nonsense is a form of beauty. i π imagination, language, bubblegum dance, & hockey.
Sector ZZ9-Plural-Z-Alpha
Joined November 2011
i love summer i love my friends i love skating
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bob barker's "spayed & neutered" refrain was a malthusian subliminal message to the unemployed people watching at home telling them not to procreate
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*to the tune of pretty fly for a white guy* show me to me rachel uh huh uh huh
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"I gamble to increase the entropy of the universe. I don't care about the money at all."
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Iβm smoking weed with all the animals from Redwall
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cbc television voice continuity from 2007, seeing if they changed voices https://t.co/GTzqfBphaY
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family channel continuity guy https://t.co/dQZPgF0Vxm
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white whale: the cbc television continuity guy https://t.co/hQYfiGoRoQ
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i'm fascinated by the voice talents of phone systems and broadcast continuities. because of the systemic function of their voice recordings, you sometimes forget that it's a real human being who spoke those words, and not some incorporeal media spirit.
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Me: can we have pleasure? mom: we have cosmic soup at home the set of all sets at home:
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a midsummer nights dream commander deck that's nothing but faeries and unset cards.
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annoying thing about inflation is that $5, $10, and $20 have lost their utility as clean anchor prices. i'm trying to put together a charity raffle, and the optimal ticket prices all produce change. if a user pays us with a bill, they should get a bill back. simplemente! alas...
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