Let all preachers remember this morning the Duke of Edinburgh’s wise words concerning his famous dislike of sermons that go on too long: “The mind cannot absorb what the backside cannot endure!”
I ask for your prayers today as I am collated and inducted at 7.00 pm as vicar of All Saints’, Margaret Street. May God bless this wonderful parish and give me the grace I need to undertake this task worthily and fruitfully. The service will be live-streamed.
@ASMSLondon
Wow! The night time military rehearsals for the coronation look amazing. 7000 personnel involved two nights ago and then this happened at 3am last night on the Mall!
As I walked through London last night past dozens of crowded pubs full of shouting people watching the football game, the iniquity and gross unfairness of the present COVID regulations concerning public worship and singing struck me more and more forcefully.
I’m ADORING the further pictures released yesterday of the Queen’s ratty old comfy chair in her sitting room at Windsor. How at home and happy she looks.
This Lidl in Dublin has found a 1000 year old Viking grave under its store. Now you can do your shopping and visit the archeological site at the same time since they constructed this floor window in the domestic cleaning products aisle.
On this sad anniversary of Louis XVI’s death, this photo of the knitting needles Marie Antoinette used during her captivity may be an encouragement to many.
Amazing. Fewer people died in London over the past few weeks than this time last year - in other words the total death rate is now lower than the average for an ordinary year in the capital.
A privilege to spend the afternoon as part of the chaplaincy team to those queueing to pay their respects to the Queen. So many touching conversations shared with people who feel we all owe the Queen so much. So much love and respect and affection tinged by quiet sadness.
I was worried St Benet’s doesn’t smell like a church anymore so I burned a little teeny bit of incense tonight to get it smelling proper for reopening tomorrow.
Their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have had a fish and chip lunch today on a bench in St Andrew’s at their favourite take away from undergraduate days. What could be more delicious! God bless them.
Le voila! What do people think of my trial run Platinum Pudding? It’s quite a complicated recipe, but if you buy the Swiss roll and the amaretti biscuits ready made, it’s actually quite quick and easy. The mandarin coulis is delicious!
I couldn’t agree more. Could we stop using the world “medieval” in relation to Afghanistan to mean backward, cruel and unenlightened. The medieval period produced some of mankind’s greatest artistic triumphs and foremost intellectual achievements.
Tried to visit Peterborough Cathedral. It’s being used for a life size rubber dinosaur exhibition so this was as far as I was allowed to come without a dinosaur ticket. Dinosaur mating cries and roars were broadcast on constant loop around the cathedral to help people pray. 🤦♂️🤷♂️
"My dear papa was a very special person who, I think above all else, would have been amazed by the reaction."
Prince Charles says the Royal family are "deeply grateful" for the "touching things that have been said" following the Duke of Edinburgh's death.
Isn’t it fascinating that when this illegal rave was set up in a broken into medieval Essex church last night they instinctually put the music equipment where the high altar should be in the sanctuary. Not even stoned illegal ravers seem to want nave altars in the round anymore.
This is a very very naughty cat who should be ashamed of herself for making the vicar cross! She lives somewhere else but frequently visits. I was having breakfast in the garden, turned by back for one minute and found her on the table drinking from my milk jug!!!
What rubbish. All this proves is that one scientist can’t find the thing that he has already decided a priori a soul is. In other word he successfully knocks down a straw man of his own making. This is not very good scientific method.
Today’s feast of St Thomas a Becket is a good opportunity to remind ourselves that the crucifix over the high altar at St Benet’s, Kentish Town, is in fact an old prop from the film “Becket” starring Richard Burton and Peter O’Toole.
Having a splendid academic reading week at Pusey House sorting out the proofs for my forthcoming monograph. All windows must be kept open in the library to keep COVID at bay, so each reader is issued with a lovely blanket to keep warm!
Oh no!!!! Yet another crippling assault on allegorical hermeneutics. Samson’s defeat of the lion bringing forth sweetness through the swarm of bees is a crucial type of Christ’s defeat of Satan!
It appears books are now considered non-essential items and banned from sale in Wales. In times of crisis and anxiety, the life of the soul, the mind and the imagination is even more essential! Human beings need more than food and loo roll to thrive and flourish!
Why didn’t Sir Keir wear his Bath Star last night and why didn’t Sir Ed wear his Knight Bachelor badge? Don’t they realise they will have lost THOUSANDS of votes through this avoidable gaffe…?!? 🤦♂️🤭
The one thing that unites ALL Anglicans, no matter what their theology or churchmanship, is the presence of an enormous bullet proof Church of England tin tea pot in every parish!! (Photo sneakily taken by a confirmation candidate this afternoon at today's catechesis class.)
A very large number of clergy I have spoken to seem to find
@giles_fraser
has hit the nail on the head and expresses what so many of us are feeling in this article:
Going through all the cupboards throughout the house clearing the clutter in prep for moving house has produced 5 bottles of whisky I’d forgotten about!
The churchwardens of All Saints’, Margaret Street, are pleased to announce the appointment of the Revd Dr Peter Anthony as the next vicar of All Saints.
More information here:
The Queen today received General Sir Nick Carter for an Audience at Windsor Castle upon the relinquishment of his appointment as Chief of the Defence Staff.
Am experiencing the DEEPEST notice board envy at St Giles in the Fields as I admire their new signage. Gold leafed medieval seals are the way forward!
@RevThomasSander
Am I the only one who finds the Archbishop of York’s description of his new £90,000 a year chief of staff sounds more like something from a second rate dating app? CofE is clearly now making appointments by Tinder. 😂🤣 This document is an employment tribunal waiting to happen.
Behold, new neo-gothic pudding I’ve invented for tomorrow’s parish lunch. It’s called the “Butterfield Bonanza” and is inspired by the Butterfield brick stripes of All Saints’ Margaret Street! The only way to get any is to come to the High Mass tomorrow!!
This is officially the BIGGEST trifle ever made for a parish function in the entire history of All Saints’ Margaret Street….and it’s completely gluten free! (The secret is to use amaretti biscuits with the fruit).
Wow! Worried about ugly feet, unsightly corns or crusty toe nails as we hit the summer? Never fear you can buy these sandals with fake rubber feet in them as well!!
If you’re having trouble setting your palms alight in preparation for tomorrow, let me give you a little helping hint. Just microwave them beforehand. It dries them out and makes them burn a treat. This little tip will transform your Ash Wednesday!!
What a wonderful, moving funeral. May God give the Duke Edinburgh the reward of his labours, and may God bless our dear Queen and comfort her in her sorrow. I can think of nothing more suitable to do now other than eat this in the Duke’s honour with my tea:
I love the idea of the new Hungarian ambassador today presenting his letters of credence today to a virtual hologram of the Queen by Zoom. How proper. More of this!
Your annual reminder on the feast of St Thomas Becket that the cross (left) over the High Altar of St Benet's, Kentish Town (my last parish), is, in fact, one of the stage props from the Burton Becket film (right)!