Alexis Fowler
@FowlerThanEver
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The Joan Rivers of widowed cancer survivors, or something like that. One of the few attorneys on earth who can honestly claim to be in the world peace business.
Washington, DC
Joined August 2010
Me liking every post I see kvetching about the road conditions in D.C. this week
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Catherine O’Hara and Eugene Levy parked this absolute heartstopper of a song right in the middle of a hilarious mockumentary and I think about it a lot.
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I can’t explain why, but I’m convinced that pink lemonade tastes better.
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Metro is running great today, if you don’t slip and break a bone on the iced over crosswalks getting to it
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“She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes”
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Some handy tips for local governments on snow removal: 1. Remove the snow 2. It doesn't remove itself 3. Especially when it's cold
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This millennium, every time we get a new Pope, the Seahawks are in the Superbowl.
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Tomorrow is Holocaust Remembrance Day. And if you’ve never heard of Master Sergeant Roddie Edmonds, it’s time you did. Captured during WWII. Thrown into a Nazi POW camp with over 1,200 fellow Americans, 200 of them Jewish. One day, the Nazis gave an order: “All Jewish
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Theia Voula is an ICON
probably should have been nominated for an Oscar if we’re being real
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Beverly Hills 90210 is as old now as I Love Lucy was when 90210 first premiered on TV
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I can hardly wait for the meecro-wah-vay jokes
We're delighted to announce Nigella Lawson is joining Bake Off as our new judge! “The Great British Bake Off is more than a TV programme, it’s a National Treasure. I wish the marvellous Prue all the best & am giddily grateful for the opportunity!" – Nigella #GBBO
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Video of rubber duck going down Philadelphia Art museum steps pushed by a Viking . Thanks @PhiladelphiaGov for clearing the right side for folks climbing up steps to Top.
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Olympic gold medalist Shaun White hitting a jump over Shane Gillis in Central Park today during the snowstorm in NYC
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Truly an elite treat
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