Sometimes, you just need to watch your man fuck a better, sluttier, hotter cockwhore that you'll never be.

Your feet deserve to be worshipped... and I'm just the foot fag to do it, Sirs.

My body is yours to grapple, bend, and fold so that your pleasure is king.

I love getting my tongue in a bushy armpit that really traps in the sweat and stink of a man.

If you take off your dirty, worn-out, sweat-soaked, piss-taiend underwear and immediately shove them into my face... I'll cum.

It's crazy to me that most men waste their delicious golden stream of piss down a toilet when they can unleash that yellow, salty flow right into my mouth.

Stomp on my face while you fuck me, and I'll cum instantly.

The world needs more men with thick, hairy bushes and big low-hanging balls, who don't like to take showers and instead build up a masculine musk of sweat, cum, piss and funk— so I can suck on those musky nuts for hours and hours and hours.

Smelling musky cock is pure bliss.

There's no excuse for a cock pig not to be able to take any size cock when they have so much free time to practice on a dildo, cucumbers, or whatever phallic items they have around the house.

Point to any part of your body and I will lick it...

If you give me one of your filthy, smelly, sweat-soaked socks, I will immediately give it a deep whiff and then suck on that masculine stink.

I pray every sexual encounter leaves me tied up and worshipping his filthy stink until he comes back.

When a straight dude is willing to give you his piss, but doesn't want his cock near your mouth, I suggest a beer bong for optimal piss drinkage.

My nipples are hardwired to send deep pain and pleasure through every inch of my body.

My face really does make the perfect doormat for you to rub your perfect, dirty feet all over.

All donuts need a creamy (splooge) filling.

I was born to be in a dominant man's sweaty pits.

Sniffing a man's dirty, used, sweat-soaked, cum-stained underwear is my ideal high.

I love that initial moment of inhaling a disgustingly sweaty, cheesy, sour-smelling sock that almost makes me gag because it's so ripe, but then I continue sniffing for hours and hours and hours, getting addicted to that manly filth.