Chris Foster
@FosterGnome
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Walk-around muppet. CEO of hurting my own feelings. he/him
Texas
Joined August 2010
One of You: A villainous woman who's cunning and genius has me in her web of plots that will surely be the end of me. The Other: A himbo with a heart of gold who will stop at nothing to keep me from harm. Me: A disaster bi, desperately trying for a thruple with both of you.
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Not now kitten, daddy’s making a pros and cons list for being alive
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obsessed with this transmasc kid from a book on trans child psych i just flipped thru
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The one thing Tiktok taught me about Marvel Rivals is that 90% of people are playing (insert hero) wrong.
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Trump is an awful birthday present and it's wild I've gotten it twice.
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Super wild to see the girl I went to school with most of my life do a duet with Sabrina Carpenter. Good on both of you, honestly
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Like in-character she can cast a spell so obv she's a spellcaster but she's just an underachiever. The instructors are convinced they just need to "get through to her".
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In my Arcane Academy game one player is a Triton Rogue who can only cast the fog cloud spell and is pretending to be a wizard until they can take arcane trickster and it's just very funny to me.
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My favorite thing when I'm sick is to hit on my girlfriend really hard with the most stuffy/mucousy voice I can and see if she still loves me after.
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Imagine protesting over a conflict occurring in a different country
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Morgan has informed me that Mercury is also in the Gatorade which is apparently going make us have a bad time
You'll never guess what day they set for the induction if she doesn't come naturally before...
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I know I'm a cis man but somehow X-Men Evolution Rogue was my queer awakening. I can't explain it but I know I'm right.
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You'll never guess what day they set for the induction if she doesn't come naturally before...
My daughter is due April 7th and I'm very worried she'll be a day late
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Oh God... I'm so old
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