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🧵 THREAD: How Ange Postecoglou restored Celtic's domestic dominance?🍀🏆
1️⃣ Postecoglou took charge of Celtic in 2021, right after Rangers clinched their 55th league title, putting serious pressure on the Hoops. So, how did he turn things around? Let's dive in!
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 In a recent UEFA interview in the lead up to the European finals Jose Mourinho was asked about Rangers journey to the Europa League Final and wished "them well" but couldn't resist a dig at his old foes Celtic, declaring them "low level opposition"
Source (UEFAweb)
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 San Fernando Restaurante owner Jose Sanchez in Sevilla has been left lost for words after Rangers fans restored his fire damaged establishment. The gang of Rangers fans turned up with hammers, planks of wood, tins of paint and unbridled enthusiasm "I'm speechless"
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Antonio Muñoz Mayor of Seville has been blown away by Rangers fans. In the short time they have been in the City their positive impact has become the stuff of legend. "The fans have brought a festival atmosphere and have enriched our City like no other fans before."
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After sampling today's Old Firm match, John Terry was reported to have enjoyed the occasion being that he "Loves the Hoops" and he regrets never having sampled it as a player. He feels Celtic match his moral and spiritual approach to life.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Antonio Muñoz the Mayor of Seville has asked the Celtic fans to please stop emailing his office, local Councillors and even the Police about Rangers. "There is a madness that has consumed them (Celtic fans) and it's disrupting our way of life."
Source (local radio)
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic Legend Henrik Larsson congratulated his friend, Rangers manager Giovanni van Bronckhorst on his 1st trophy as manager in Scotland. "I was heartbroken for Gio on Wednesday but today has made it a bit better. I know I shouldn't say it but I celebrated the win"
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Best/Worst of 2022
José Mourinho became the 1st manager to reach the final of the UEFA Champions League, UEFA Europa League and UEFA Conference League. 😉
Celtic's Ange Postecoglou became the 1st manager to get Knocked out of all 3 European Competitions.
Football heritage.™️
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 The shameful scenes from Celtic fan riots in Glasgow led to TalkSport's Simon Jordan describing the scenes as "repugnant" and "a stain on Scottish football". He went on to say Rangers have enhanced the reputation of the game but Celtic troglodytes are ruining it.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Diego Simeone has declared Celtic are the worst team he's ever faced in the Champions League, despite the plucky hoops being down to 10 men " His (Brendan Rodgers) team were as tactically poor as I can ever remember. I hope their fans weep." An embarrassing evening.
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EXCLUSIVE🚨 Blackburn Rovers manager John Dahl Tomasson said he "expected more" from the hapless hoops after drawing 2-2 at Celtic Park. The Dane said the lack of atmosphere at the empty arena may have played a factor while adding "Rangers are bigger than Celtic in every way"
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Recent reports indicate that Celtic, Liverpool and Scotland legend Kenny Dalglish has weighed in on the possibility of Rangers winning the Europa League this season and declared it would be the Greatest Ever achievement for a Scottish football team. Do you agree?
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Netherlands & Barcelona Legend Ronald Koeman (1993/94) was the last defender to win the Golden Boot in a European club cup competition
James Tavernier is on course to become the first defender since to win it with 7 goals in this season's
#UEL
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The City of Seville was visited by around 200,000 Rangers fans (0 arrests), who not only created a party atmosphere but involved in "good deeds...". Antonio Muñoz, Mayor of Seville has said that although Rangers never got the result they deserved they "Won the Heart of Sevilla"
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic goalkeeper Joe Hart had to apologise after was captured on live TV 'harassing' a female reporter during last nights embarassing performance in Poland. Hart went on to explain that his daft decisions are the reason his career stalled and why he's now at Celtic.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Recent UEFA Coefficient 5 year analysis has placed Rangers FC in the top 10 most successful clubs in Europe ahead of Juventus. Celtic however were languishing in 230th place with the likes of Rushden & Diamonds and CSKA Sofia who are embroiled in racist controversy.
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👔 Most successful coaches in history:
🏆 49 - Alex Ferguson 🏴
🏆 35 - Mircea Lucescu 🇷🇴
🏆 32 - Pep Guardiola 🇪🇸
🏆 30 - Bill Struth 🏴
🏆 29 - Valery Lobanovsky 🇺🇦
🏆 26 - José Mourinho 🇵🇹
🏆 26 - Jock Stein 🏴
🏆 26 - Luiz Felipe Scolari 🇧🇷
🏆 25 - Ottmar Hitzfeld 🇩🇪
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 A recent study into the angriest fans in world Football has reportedly placed Celtic fans at number 1. These findings were based on questionnaire and online social media data analysis. The troubling findings concluded "Celtic fans seem to have serious anger issues".
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Social Media analytics for last season showed Rangers were in massive demand:
📲⚽🔴⚪🔵
@RangersFC
, scottish football club with the highest social media engagement during 2021!
𝟔1𝐌 of interactions!
Data shows that these figures for 2022 are on course to be doubled 🔝
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Following recent humiliation, Celtic's Green Brigade may have to disband as per The Ultras Code Act 1972. Loss of the main banner during a friendly is a World 1st and more punishments may follow. The Bhoys (defeated by Oswalds Domino team) want take their place
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Giovanni van Bronckhorst's former Barcelona teammate and close friend Henrik Larsson has said in a recent interview that he hopes "Gio can win the Final (Europa League) with Rangers". This won't go down well with the Celtic fans who regard him as their King.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 According to reports emanating from Down Under, Celtic Manager Ange Postecoglou has spoken out against his own "vile" fans after despicable songs were belted out at Celtic Park by the Hoops faithful. Postecoglou prepares to face Real Madrid in the Champions League
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Formidable CEO of Rangers, James Bisgrove is reported to have offered the Celtic a small chance of increased allocation for the Old Firm games. He has apparently said the European allocation may be possible if Celtic can guarantee their fans sort their hygiene issues
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BREAKING 🚨 Celtic have taken an almost £10million loss on the sale of Christopher Jullien to French side Montpellier. The Celtic star, more famous for Instagram posts than performances while in Glasgow reportedly said "I'm glad to finally join a big club with intelligent fans"
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Reports in England have claimed former Celtic star Kris Commons has admitted he believes Rangers European performances have been "Remarkable" but questions why his former club have "damaged" Scottish football's reputation.
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We at Goal UK would like to take a moment to laugh heartily at this flop of an individual attempting to shut the news down. The failed political commentator seems to find her Rangers tweets are her most popular. 100x more popular than her amateur music tweets.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Disgraced Australian musician Rolf Harris is reported to have become a huge fan of Celtic since fellow Ozzie Ange Postecoglou became Hoops manger. The reports from down under claim he is keen to rework "Two Little Boys" as "Two Little Bhoys" as a new club anthem
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UPDATE: reports suggest "Commonwealth Kid" Ange Postecoglou's move is not driven by money but needing to escape from the toxic Celtic fans. Reports indicate he instructed his agent to seek a new club when he heard the songs aimed at the Queen, the King & ex Rangers staff members
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Relentless Rangers are finalising the transfer of classy Liverpool defender Ben Davies. The English star had previously been linked with Celtic but rebuffed the offer as "unseemly" In stark contrast when Rangers made their move he declared "I can't say no to Rangers"
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 In a recent UEFA interview in the lead up to the European finals Jose Mourinho made a quip about Celtic that triggered a host of their angry fans to message the legendary Roma manager. Today he hit out at "The Irrelevant Ones"
Source ()
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Ange Postecoglou's Celtic have FAILED to win any of their last 3 games and FAILED to score a goal in any of those games either.
Celtic go into the International break on the verge of a CRISIS. The club spent £45million backing Ange, serious questions need asked.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 It's been rumoured that Ange Postecoglou feels "Bad" that the controversial Moonwalker Michael Jackson isn't alive to watch him lead Celtic into the Champions League. He thinks Jacko would be proud of him & promises to make every game involving the Hoops a "Thriller"
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic Legend, racist & child botherer Leigh Griffiths has been caught on film attacking a Rolf Harris lookalike during an amateur football match in Australia. Unconfirmed rumours from Down Under claim the man asked Griffiths to stop messaging his young Granddaughter
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Rangers fans saved the City of Seville from a crisis. The Casa consistorial de Sevilla (Town Hall) was on the verge of having to shut down, which would have caused chaos due to a plumbing crisis. But a group of Rangers fans joined a team of plumbers and saved the day
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Former Aberdeen squad player and Captain Scott Brown has been named as Fleetwood Town manager. He joins the list of ex SPFL mediocre midfielders to manage the club after Joey Barton. Brown couldn't turn down his only opportunity.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 After securing Premier League survival Leeds United are wanting to start Jesse Marsch's rebuild sooner rather than later. Marsch a long time admirer of Celtic's Japanese sensation Kyogo Furuhashi is reported to have authorised a £7.5million offer for the forward.
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Rangers Captain, James Tavernier is the Europa League top goalscorer. He is a Right Back 🤯
Let that sink in
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🚨 BREAKING
Scott Brown has been released by Aberdeen after asking to terminate his contract. He is expected to sign for fellow mid table strugglers Celtic.
Brown failed to settle in the North. The clubs are due to meet this weekend in a crucial 6 pointer.
[source
@SkyFootball
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Notorious Nicola Sturgeophile and perpetual "victim of hate", Iona Fyfe has used the death of Queen Elizabeth II in an attempt to mock Rangers fans online. This sickening tweet from the failed bandcamp user is another in a long line of tasteless tweets.
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@JamesJo32358572
It was an Own Goal by Artem Bondarenko. Please refrain from exposing your lack of intelligence on our news tweets.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Goalkeeper Vasilis Barkas regrets Celtic move. The big-money £4.5 million GK now on loan at Utrecht has spoken out on a Celtic and their "stupid" fans after securing his move to the Eredivise."Celtic are a club...I would never recommend a goalkeeper come here.”
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BREAKING 🚨 Reports indicate Celtic are being investigated by Anti-Corruption aithorities due to their "special relationship" with the Man City that involved unusual transfers of Patrick Roberts, Dedryck Boyata, Jason Denayer, Olivier Ntcham, John Guidetti and Daniel Arzani. 1/2
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 The European Ultras Committee via zoom meeting this afternoon decided that after Legia had their way with the Green Brigade, that a humiliation of that magnitude cannot be tolerated & their firm must be disbanded immediately. A zero tolerance policy is now in effect
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EXCLUSIVE: Bizarre scenes at Hampden today as Celtic fans spotted showing solidarity with the disgraced TV presenter Philip Schofield. Several banners have been spotted by those in attendance that say "Schofield is Innocent" Why? Nobody knows.
#ScottishCup
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BREAKING🚨 Reports emanating from Germany claim former Celtic Legend and current RB Leipzig Assistant manager was caught soliciting male prostitutes near the River Clyde in the early hours of this morning. It is not clear if he is facing criminal charges. More to follow.
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Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero will leave the club at the end of the season when his contract expires having signed a pre contract with Steven Gerrard's Rangers. He is keen to join the club's assault on the 2021/22 Champions League.
Full Story⬇️
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🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨
Seemingly Celtic manager Postecoglou's recent foray into the J League has drawn interest from the The Japanese National Police Agency noting the increasingly unusual player transfers have the hallmarks of organised crime & money laundering ⬇️
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Fame Hungry, failed twitter user Iona Fyfe has spent her garnering attention by goading Rangers and their fans as the club attempts to make it to the Champions League group stages and further enhance Scottish football. This troll is tarnishing Scotland's reputation.
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EXCLUSIVE! 🚨 Bargain hunters Celtic are close to signing Lorient flop Moritz Jenz a for season-long loan; joining Aaron Mooy at the Parkhead poundshop.
The frugal Hoops wanted player last year but he rejected the move but flopped and feels Celtic's plan C is right for him now.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Reports from London indicate that Crystal Palace have potentially shattered Celtic's hopes of signing Jota from Benfica on a permanent deal. Viera is a huge admirer of the tricky winger and it's believed a massive fee and unparalleled wages have been all but agreed.
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🚨 RECORD BREAKING 🚨
Dutch Giants Ajax are paying Scotlands Premier club, Rangers €27M in total for Calvin Bassey.
This makes him the most expensive defensive signing in the entire history of Ajax and Dutch football. 🇳🇬🌟
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 BREEDING GROUND?
Ex-Celtic star John Herron SUSPENDED by his current club after wearing ‘pro IRA t-shirt’ in a ‘celebration of terrorism’. The former Celtic starlet is a product of Celtics youth setup, so questions need to be asked about where he was 'radicalised' ?
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WEEKEND FRIENDLY ROUNDUP 🚨
Celtic produced a turgid display against English Minnows Norwich in their last pre season friendly. Recent signing Aaron Mooy made his debut in front of the smallest crowd of his career, with many of the Parkhead faithfull attending Ibrox. 2-0 Celtic
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 "Commonwealth Kid" Ange Postecoglou has given King Charles III his backing? According to reports from Down Under he said Charles would be a "Top King" though he did recognise that the "dark element in the Celtic support made it difficult for him to say it publicly.
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🚨🤜BREAKING
Celtic boss Ange Postecoglou has been promised a £400m war-chest, as new Saudi owners look to replace Steve Bruce. Ange is ‘the obvious choice, known for inventive, beautiful football’ known as AngeBall according to inside sources - (
@CelticStarMag
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 It's cost Glasgow city council around £10k in clear-up costs after Celtic's league title win in May 14th which had many arrests. The full cost will be much higher when the cost of repairs, including for damage to the historic Mercat Cross building, built in the 1930s
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 After the shock news that lifelong Hoops enthusiast Coolio has tragically passed away Celtic have asked for the season to be called early like the 19/20 pandemic title they were awarded. "We hope he is at rest in his Gangsters Paradise" said one distraught Celtic fan
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Sir Rod Stewart is reported to have called out the "stupid bigots" in the Celtic support who have threatened him for supporting Queen Elizabeth and enjoying the Platinum Jubilee. "These people need educating...They should relax with some Cocktails. Too much hate."
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 It's been rumoured that Celtic's Green Brigade (*not recognised by the European Ultras commission after recent humiliation) are defiantly displaying a Tifo that controversially demands that Shamima Begum be allowed back into the UK at tomorrow's Old Firm game.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE:
It has been revealed that Swindon Town flop Eddie Howe has rejected the Celtic's managerial offer, breaking the hearts of the dejected Hoops support. He has accepted an offer from Crystal Palace to take over from Roy Hodgson
Full Story⬇️
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 At today's Old Firm match Celtic's Green Brigade appeared to promote the use of "Child Soldiers" with a display of a 13 year old radicalised child holding a "petrol bomb". The club are to be investigated by
@UEFAcom
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@IntlCrimCourt
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Giovanni van Bronckhorst's Rangers have once again shown they are one of the greatest teams in European football with a scintillating performance in the Netherlands against PSV Eindhoven. Qualification for the Champions League was settled by an Antonio Čolak goal.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Recent studies by MAPN (Malnutrition Awareness & Prevention Network) apparently revealed that Celtic fans are the most malnourished in European football. The findings have surprised many but scientists feel it may explain the "derranged" behaviour of their support.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic have offered Juranovic all over Europe at a cut price as Postecoglou scrambles for transfer funds but nobody is interested in the Croat. Ange's ambitions have been curtailed by lack of funds & he needs to sell to buy, meanwhile Rangers are making huge strides
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Failed Karaoke compere Iona Fyfe continues to spend her time trying to "troll" Rangers fans online so she can use any replies she gets to market sales of her "music". One Iona fan said "Her marketing plan is genius and it makes up for her lack of any musical talent"
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TRANSFER NEWS🚨 Nigerian sensation Calvin Bassey has all but agreed a transfer from Rangers: the biggest club in Scotland to Ajax: the biggest club in the Netherlands for a Scottish record of €27 million with sell on clause. A massive move for the Europa League Final MOTM.
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Ange Postecoglou all but sealed his first league title in Scotland with Celtic after a pulsating 1-1 Old Firm draw against defending champions Rangers. In a post match interview Ange was keen to wish his rivals "Good Luck" in their quest to win the Europa League.
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WEEKEND FRIENDLY ROUNDUP 🚨
Rangers gave a 55 minute footballing lesson to Tottenham Hotspur in a packed Ibrox. They led the EPL title challengers 1-0 at half time. The Glasgow giants made huge squad changes in the 2nd half allowing Spurs back into the game which eneded 1-2
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 According to reports Brendan Rodgers is set for crunch talks today with the Celtic board regarding his position as manager. He is set to demand the board back him or sack him, despite having spent almost €30million. Some fans would welcome his sacking. More to come.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 A bidding war has erupted in the race to sign the Rangers defender Calvin Bassey - Ajax, Arsenal, Manchester United, Brighton, PSG & Real Madrid are all interested in the £40 million rated Nigerian sensation.
This will blow the Scottish transfer record away 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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FRIENDLY🚨 Rangers produced a scintillating display both on and off the pitch today in a 2-1 friendly victory over Blackpool. The fans brought a real carnival atmosphere.
Celtic struggled to a lacklustre draw at an empty Parkhead stadium against a makeshift Blackburn Rovers.
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BREAKING 🚨 Unconfirmed reports are unfolding in Europe involving shameful scenes at Celtic Park as Celtic fans stand accused of throwing "objects" at Real Madrid players during their Champions League match tonight: Serious allegations of bananas being thrown after goals. TBC.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Ange Postecoglou has demanded Celtic make an approach for Hibs liability Ryan Porteous to bolster their defensive options after yesterday's calamitous display against Blackburn. The offer of a Loan with option to buy made by cash strapped Celtic has angered Hibernian
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Aaron Mooy is set to join Ange Postecoglou at Celtic.
Postecoglou's paupers failed to sell players so the 31 year old free agent fresh from CSL side Shanghai Port was his only option. The player nicknamed "The Sloth" has been working as a Jonjo Shelvey lookalike
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Disgusting footage has been obtained by our team of Celtic fans gleefully mocking the deaths of Rangers Icons during the Old Firm match on Saturday. Celtic have yet to comment as has Sky's resident
#HateWontWin
guru
@AnthonyRJoseph
⚠️ Caution vile content ⚠️
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Rangers have finalised a €6m deal for Besiktas wonderkid Ridvan Yilmaz, plus 20% sell-on clause: personal terms are now agreed on a five year deal.
The Scottish giants are still active in the transfer market as they prepare to dominate the 22/23 season
🔴⚪🔵
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Benched Again: Michael Stewart reportedly flung his hat in the mix for the Kelty Hearts manager position after Rangers icon Kevin Thompson surprisingly resigned. Kelty however have flung failed footballer Stewart's hat back as they have no interest in the 'Canoe Boy'
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic manager Ange Postecoglou has been spotted in Sevilla. Our reporters asked the Melbourne Maverick if this was a prank and Big Ange quipped "Don't be a drongo Mate! Let me enjoy the atmosphere." He also stated a Rangers win is what he hopes for "I hope they win"
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🚨 BREAKING: Tottenham Hotspur have appointed Eddie Howe as Head coach for next season (21/22) on a 5 year deal. They have been patiently working on this behind the scenes since the sacking of Jose Mourinho.
Full Story⬇️
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Rangers have been aptly drawn in group A alongside a trio of A-List teams: Ajax, Liverpool & Napoli. This has been hailed as the most exciting group in the Champions League. Genuine "Footballing Royalty" with a legitimate claim for the best fans in Europe.
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EXCLUSIVE: Former Ipswich and Sunderland Manager Roy Keane has rejected the chance to become Celtic manager citing complex payment structure of wages and lack of adequate transfer kitty as the main reasons.
Full Story⬇️
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Failed informant Iona Fyfe has replied. As a mark of respect our team decided to use a likeness rather than a photograph (see below) after Iona tried to get Interpol and the KGB involved due to her not understanding copyright law. We stand by our journalists and wont be bullied
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🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨
With Juventus about to announce Massimiliano Allegri as new manager it's been revealed Celtic have now made Pirlo their
#1
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Full Story⬇️
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic await a decision on if Coolio's death will lead to them being declared Champions. "It's not the way we would have liked to win the league but it's what we belive Coolio would've wanted" said another distraught Celtic insider
Full Story:
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🚨EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Talks have taken place with the Capos of various Hoop supporters groups to discuss who takes control of the North Curve area of Celtic Park should the Green Brigade do the honorable thing and disband after their recent humiliation. The Bhoys are in pole position.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Ange Postecoglou made preposterous claims that Real Madrid legend Puskas would be proud of him managing Celtic against Madrid. Psychic Detective Tony Stockwell is reported to have contacted Puskas who has scoffed at arrogant Ange's assumptions: "Puskas is disgusted"
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Tonight Dundee United have been knocked out of Europe as they suffer a humiliating 7-0 defeat to Dutch side AZ Alkmaar in the Europa League
They join Hibs v Malmo in 2013 and Celtic v Barcelona 2016 as the 3 most embarassing Scottish football results: Terrible for the coefficient
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BARGAIN BASEMENT 📝 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟! 🚨
Cash strapped Celtic continue to prepare for their Champions League assault by welcoming 2 freebies; Aaron Mooy: a former St Mirren flop & Moritz Jenz: a recent failure in France. Postecoglou is reported to be keen to add a striker
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 POOPS A DAISY!
A Celtic supporters club 'faeces' a lifetime ban from a Coach company after it's alleged that their supporters had smeared human excrement on the walls of a supporters bus. The depraved individuals have been urged to come forward to save their CSC. 1/2
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 "SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS CELTIC"
Celtic fan Michael Fagan sent a message of condolence to the Hoops after today's humiliation handed out by St Mirren in Paisley. "Postecoglou's paupers pathetic performance was what their 'diabolical fans' attending deserved" said one fan
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SPFL NEWS🚨 Rangers have signed 5 players so far for the forthcoming season, so far. The arrivals of Souttar, Tillman, Lawrence, Matondo and Colak really have sent shockwaves through Europe and are a real sign of intent. The Glasgow giants have went about their business quietly.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Ange Postecoglou all but guaranteed Celtic won't be in Europe after Christmas. He led his team to another naive, humiliating defeat at home to an understrength Leipzig, as his hapless Hoops became the 1st team to lose 7 consecutive home games in the Champions League
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Reports in England indicate that Boris Johnson is ready to replace Ian Bankier's place on the Celtic board once he steps down in January. BoJo is keen to help the Hoops "level up" given their years in the footballing wilderness at European level.
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BREAKING: Celtic are set to lose 2 of their Japanese Bhoys for less than £10 million after it was revealed that they both have transfer clauses in their contract relating to the EPL: Kyogo is believe to be £6million and Hatate £3million. Jota is also a target for Celta Vigo.
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OFFICIAL 🚨 Brendan Rodgers has led Celtic FC's successful campaign to officially become the worst team to compete in the Champions League. Last night's humiliation by Atletico Madrid pushed them further into the mire. 60% loss rate. Serious humiliation for Hoops around the World
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Exclusive: Naive Ange Poetecoglou fails to make a fist of it as he sets a new World Record with Celtic as they become the 1st team in European history to be knocked out of 3 European competitions. The bombastic Australian has failed miserably at every turn in Europe.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Following recent humiliation, Celtic's Green Brigade were ordered to disband: as per article 5 of The Ultras Code Act 1972. The GB have a display planned for the 1st home game of the season. The EU Ultras Union has now banned them from Europe for ignoring the rules.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Celtic manager Ange Postecoglou seems to have given King Charles III his backing, according to reports from Down Under. His outburst last night after his team scraped a draw in Poland could stem from the despicable banners his own support displayed last night.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Brendan Rodgers siege thug who lost the plot, Shaun McConville had threatened to behead hostages as he demanded the former Celtic boss return to Parkhead, 2020, is reported to be over the moon with the recent managerial appointment. "All I need now is a bag of cans"
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 "Controversial" Celtic fan Rose West has reportedly backed her club in the debate about how to show respect for Queen Elizabeth II "I applaud them". She has rallied behind the Green Brigade and their banners saying "Free Speech is the foundation of British values"
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