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Podcast & songs from @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen | Patreon: https://t.co/AKe1xOR9tJ | Discord: https://t.co/3FBrPOkrYW
Joined June 2019
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🔥🎶🔥NEW SONG "DAVID SIROTA"🔥🎶🔥 I'm in the Lotus 🚗 I'm feeling like David Sirota 🔥 Who's up next out of Washington DC and NoVA?
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Vinnie Vincent has an incredible new album available for $2 million. Billy Joel should crash his car through the wall of a Hard Rock Cafe and leave it there so they can preserve it. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen
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Nepo baby who can’t write a song to save his life taking shots at a self-made platinum seller with an iconic discography
Historians may one day look back and identify Barney as the beginning of the end.
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Ari Emanuel has a dope podcast with his 30-years-younger wife's best friend. And Lil Pump saw rappers doing witchcraft in order to get famous. with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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We have teacup breeds. We need to start making microscopic breeds of mammals
We need microscopic goats to make the ultimate milk for Ringo Starr. And kids should be able to buy vapes if they have good grades. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen
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We need microscopic goats to make the ultimate milk for Ringo Starr. And kids should be able to buy vapes if they have good grades. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen
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"Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2" new performance of the @FortuneKit00 stoner rock classic by @Lowenaffchen about downloading misattributed MP3s on early filesharing networks
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John Lennon went off on this one. It makes his famous walk look not silly at all
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Alex Calls AI Soulja Boy Soulja Boy should become a real estate agent. Sony's Tokyo HQ should get better toilet paper. We should follow Freddie Gibbs on tour in order to take a karate lesson before each show. https://t.co/8WiL9gIkQ0
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Soulja Boy's AI hotline is very rude to @Lowenaffchen in this exclusive clip leaked to the press
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Pitbull invents a new world record to break and Jelly Roll's wife writes a book about doing pills with ex-boyfriends who were too lazy to focus on their rap careers. with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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re: TP USA halftime show, it's cool we live in an era where we get so much art created by people who have nothing but disdain for the arts
Lil Wayne counterprogrammed the Super Bowl with a performance in Clash Royale with better production values than Turning Point. It would have been nice to see Mike Love do "Kokomo" at TP USA but it's sadly too globalist. with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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Lil Wayne counterprogrammed the Super Bowl with a performance in Clash Royale with better production values than Turning Point. It would have been nice to see Mike Love do "Kokomo" at TP USA but it's sadly too globalist. with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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Gotta hand it to Turning Point USA for insisting on a halftime show in ENGLISH then choosing a guy whose most famous lyrics are bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy
The Diddy Lama Noted sicko the Dalai Lama takes home his first Grammy and Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney are announced for Turning Point USA's Super Bowl halftime show (source: Facebook). with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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The Diddy Lama Noted sicko the Dalai Lama takes home his first Grammy and Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney are announced for Turning Point USA's Super Bowl halftime show (source: Facebook). with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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James Bond Checks into the James Bond Hotel @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen talk RXKNephew, Neil Young, Nathen Mazri, and the Pitchfork paywall. https://t.co/y8McGndTIZ
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Blues musicians had to spawn camp the devil once the whole crossroads deal got out
Soulja Boy was the first rapper to complain about pronouns for non-ideological reasons. And it's crazy the devil hangs out at the crossroads when the cross is Jesus' main thing. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen
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Soulja Boy was the first rapper to complain about pronouns for non-ideological reasons. And it's crazy the devil hangs out at the crossroads when the cross is Jesus' main thing. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen
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Yellow-Tinted Glasses Soulja Boy wears ill-fitting shoes to the club, more artists bail on the Trump Memorial Center, and Morrissey finally releases his amazing songs that the industry doesn't want us to hear. with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen
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Humans Shouldn't Listen to Birdslop or Whaleslop @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen visit Eric Alper's website to read the article "Step by Step Guide to Buying the Ideal Legal Highs." https://t.co/X6FjnLA6DJ
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A Semi-Hollow Guitar is Like a Bag of Chips Obama should have drank the water in Bikini Bottom to prove it's not irradiated. And Alex reveals he is now playing a Paul Stanley signature series guitar. with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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