New Kid On The Blog! Six months on from losing my Mom I break my silence on the, erm, silence. Find out why grievers are like bellybuttons, how nobody needs a galaxy and why we should sign up for the Grief Marines. https://t.co/p673lavbdy #bereavementsupport #thegriefmarines

I gauge how serious the gov is about a lockdown by whether or not The Range is open. Cos my essential items definitely include a washed wood ‘This Is Our Happy Place’ sign and a five foot Roman numeral clock.

I'm now seven years off the booze and far from being the dull as shit existence we all imagine it's actually been the most liberating, brilliant and truly rock and roll thing I've ever done. I wrote a little bloggy about it here: https://t.co/FfSuczXghK #sevennosauce

Me and my 12 year old daughter made a lockdown workout movie! Cos that's how winning is done! https://t.co/QwK2HuMO1R #LockydownHomeWorkout #lockydown #lockybalboa #rockybalboa #rockymovies #lockdown #stallone

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Been waiting for a good storm for ages so we could film this! #TheAviatorsStrikeBack

I've meditated every single day for a year! And I've written a blog for all the people who think meditation’s for twats. https://t.co/dB1vm9KFgR #meditation #notfortwats

No man ever worked harder than a man holding in a fart in a yoga class.

Man and all these years I’ve thought Robert Palmer’s Irresistible was about love for a one-eyed woman. It’s ‘our lives are indivisible’, not ‘her eyes’.

Radio adverts, why are you so shit?

West Midlands Safari Park: traffic in a zoo.

How to make your not very enormous lounge feel fkin enormous - pack away Xmas.

We’re always working on Ki’s musical knowledge and for an 11 year old she’s pretty good, with a few exceptions. Barry White comes on the radio. ‘Who’s this Ki?’ Listens intently... ‘The Beaver Of Love.’

Ki: ‘Daddy could you possibly stop ruining Xmas songs for me? Cos now Last Xmas is the Heart Failure On Xmas Day song, Fairtytale Of New York is the Tragically Killed By A Speedboat On Holiday song, and Stay Another Day is the Accidentally Ran Over Myself In My Own Car song.’

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Watching Avengers - Infinity War with my Mom. An hour in she announces she doesn’t know what the bloody hell’s going on. ‘It’s just everyone against the big purple guy, Mom.’ ‘But who’s the one without the head?’ ‘That’s Dr Strange’s CAPE!’

Man just realised it's 20 yrs today that I got my first national press in The Guardian! I look like someone inflated my face!

My Mom: ‘Did you hear George from Rainbow has died?’

MINI BREAK Everything old and tattyn, Sun's never got its hatyn, Sea looks like it's been shatyn, Prestatyn

Turned up late for a mindfulness class on a Mindless skateboard.