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           The FA strongly condones the savoury incidents this evening involving both the Manchester United team coach outside West Ham United's... 
          
                
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            @TeamTan1985 You can't ban someone just because their facial hair is a bit dodgy.
          
          
                
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             clearly that the amount of saliva that left Cisse's mouth was significantly more than that of Evans. 
          
                
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             Contrary to popular belief, Cisse's ban was not longer because of previous offences this season. It was longer because video footage shows 
          
                
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             There is a lot of confusion over the bans handed out to MUFC's Evans and NUFC's Cisse. There's a clear reason one player got a larger ban. 
          
                
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            @FootballAssoc Sport would be nothing without support #help #local #sports by volunteering. Find out how visit  http://t.co/kBQiB0EYBf  Pls RT
          
          
                
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            @hjarabab @Ashley_Belair Ashley, you are more than welcome to support us. We're bad, however you aren't!
          
          
                
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            @mdorey2 @FootballAssoc Blatter awarded #MCFC the 2014 League Title as part of the deal done with the owners cousins on the Qatar World Cup
          
          
                
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            @FootballAssoc could you RT to highlight MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS IN FOOTBALL #grassroots to the #professional game please? #GARYSPEEDRIP
          
          
                
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             A clear photoshop by our enemies, in an attempt to thwart our attempts at Long's first England cap.  http://t.co/MAhShddhcI 
          
          
                
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             Way back when we did try to give Damien Duff is first cap for England, we had the fake passport and all, but it didn't pan out. 
          
                
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             We have taken on board everybody's advice. In the next meeting with Roy we'll be sure to bring up Shane Long and his possible first cap. 
          
                
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            @big_beeno I think player quality rather than formations should be at the forefront of your thinking, and perhaps Roy's. But he's cheap!
          
          
                
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             We turned on Sky Sports to look over our beautiful empire and seen cricket. What the bloody hell is that? 
          
                
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