Just went up to a 10 (i’m a 5) and said “may i meet you?” and 4 weeks later she’s pregnant and moved into my house

WNBA Lottery pick? #WNBA

She’s baaaaaack

Once America became: “I’ll sue you for saying that” corporations instantly got panic-averse to liability and the easiest way to reduce risk is to distance yourself aggressively from anything that looks like trouble.

america didn’t randomly become hypersensitive. in the 70s–80s we built a legal culture around monetizing harm. contingency fees + mass torts + class actions turned every injury (physical or emotional) into potential profit. we still live inside that incentive structure.

Cancelling all my streaming services and using only @Tubi , the greatest app of all time.

Yo what’s the dude name who has smiley face tat on his hand used to have blue hair?

Just dropped Fannin for Theo Johnson. Say a prayer for me #FantasyFootball #NFL #NYGiants

No one was gonna tell me Weapons (2025) is the most fucked up movie of all time ? #WeaponsMovie

Juneteenth is the best federal holiday since Thanksgiving. #juneteenth2025

Phase I of the Machine Takeover: Make human brains more smoother

Forgot about this dude. guess he got really rich feeding deer 😂

The #NBA used to show the team entrance on TV but now it’s commercials. bring it back #NBAX

Feels like hashtags are jumping the shark. #jumpingtheshark

Probably still loves it #oldtweets

If my young self only knew i would be getting Mcdonald’s Delivered in 5 minutes flat

Girlfriend tried waking me up a little early today.... Spoke some crazy jibber ish to scare her off!!! #wakeywakey

I love how celebs have millions but still sit in traffic! HA-HA score 1 for the common folk

Bad takes exposed. Netflix owns my life now.

Just discovered Tubi today searching for Jack Frost (1978). TUBI is 🔥