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⚠️viewer discretion is advised⚠️ semi pro 🏂. Wholesome doggy dad. Foodie 📸. Bishop Sycamore graduate 🎓. What’s a goon to a goblin? @chronically__em enjoyer

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@Flxmingoz
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A lot of you haven’t played the Simpsons hit and run game and it shows.
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Absolutely beautiful. This is what America is all about 🇺🇸
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Throwback to the greatest 4th of July video of all time. PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY 🧑‍🦼‍➡️
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RT @Travispaints: I painted the legend, “Back Up Terry!”
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HAPPY 4th 🇺🇸 🎇
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I think I’m lactose intolerant but I do not care cause I still be eating it
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People now hating on dads being present. Can’t win anything.
Bare minimum is a flex in this culture. Wild.
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How the Nationals beat the best teams but lose to bottom of the barrel is perplexing.
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The day James Wood leaves the Nationals will be a sad day. All our superstars leave eventually. Hope to get another ring out of it.
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HE BRINGS THE BOOM. WHAT A TALENT.
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DERBY BOY MAKES GOOD
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That Coke from McDonalds gonna hit every time
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All AFC North fans:
@MySportsUpdate
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The #Steelers have signed GM Omar Khan to a 3-year contract extension through the 2028 season
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RT @CoachDanCasey: The quintessence of life.
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Found my boo thang on here and she’s the one that actually DM’d me
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Twitter is the ultimate dating app. Yall just scared to shoot ya shot at the people you may find attractive. I tried ❤️.
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if you need ever medical service do not go to Medstar Georgetown University. They simply will treat you like complete shit and talk behind your back. They’ve starved my dad, lied or won’t tell us about results. Also basically told my dad if he doesn’t like it here, to die then.
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So the nurse took it upon herself to go against Dr orders and give a medication above what he was supposed to take and now he’s doing worse. I hate to keep asking for prayers but I really need it so my dad can get better. Appreciate anything you can do.
@Flxmingoz
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UPDATE: POPS IS OUT OF SURGERY AND IT WENT WELL!! HE’S RECOVERING 🙏🙏🙏 GOD IS FANTASTIC.
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Someone tell me why mosquitoes exist other than to make my life miserable.
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RT @MikeTheGreat1_: I blame @Flxmingoz for me becoming a food addict. Lol.
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Lunchables be hitting this type of hour.
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RT @ItzVarun_____: Spider-Man 🕸️
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RT @NFL_DovKleiman: Impressive: Active QBs with the most games of 5 Pass TDs and 0 INTs:. Lamar Jackson - 6.Aaron Rodgers - 5.Patrick Mahom….
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