🌺Flower Fancy Pants!🌺
@FlowerFancyPant
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My name is Flower!Someone stepped on me,crushed my pelvis & dumped me on the road with 4 siblings. We were rescued!Now,I live with 10 more rescued cats & 2 dogs
Washington, PA
Joined April 2020
It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - Why don’t cats play fetch? * Because they’d rather catch a nap! - What’s a cat’s favorite jacket? * A purr coat! - What’s a cat’s least favorite jacket? * A fleas-lined coat! - What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on a bed? *
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My friends, I want to apologize to all of you for not posting very much in the last several months. I had pneumonia and then ended up in the hospital with something different. When I got out of the hospital, I fell and had to have surgery because of it. I just finished
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It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - Why don't snails ever win arguments? * Because they don't have a leg to stand on! - Where does an armadillo look for a new shell? * Arma-Zillow! - What do you call a long-nosed mammal who loves to garden? * A yardvark! - What do you
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My orange crew joins me EVERY time I go to the bathroom. When you have animals, your privacy goes out the door!
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🎃HAPPY HALLOWEENY!!🎃 It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - What kind of makeup do witches wear? 🧙♀️ * Mas-scare-a! - What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? * Boo-berry juice! - What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurry? * Spooktacles! - What’s in a ghost’s nose? *
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It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? * They're both Paris sites! - What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? * Supplies! - What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? * The space bar! - How
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In case you missed the Fryday Funnies last night, then here you go!
It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - Why did the tree giggle? * It heard acorn-y joke! - Gammie loves all of the fall beverages, * Spiced cider, hot cocoa, and Theraflu! - Corn is like a teenager, * Both have ears, but neither listen! - What do you call a pumpkin in a
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It's time for: " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - Why did the tree giggle? * It heard acorn-y joke! - Gammie loves all of the fall beverages, * Spiced cider, hot cocoa, and Theraflu! - Corn is like a teenager, * Both have ears, but neither listen! - What do you call a pumpkin in a
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It's Tuesday, and all of my kitties have found their perfect spot to have a catnap
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Did you see the "Fryday Funnies" from this past Friday? It looks like a lot of people missed them! So here they are again!
It's time for: 👻 🎃 " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - How did the zombie become great at trick or treating? * Dead-ication! - What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? * A sucker! - What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween? * A night mare! - How do zombies serve
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It's time for: 👻 🎃 " Flower's Fwyday Funnies! " - How did the zombie become great at trick or treating? * Dead-ication! - What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? * A sucker! - What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween? * A night mare! - How do zombies serve
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Gammie and me wanted to say happy Thursday and Always Remember.... *Enjoy every Meowment! *Live long and Pawsper! *Press paws & live in the Meowment! *Live adventures Furever! *Let your imagination Whisker you away!
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