sunshineandwhiskey
@Floridaaaaaah
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Book nerd. Sarcasm connoisseur. Whiskey & Curse Words. No DMs! (For real - you’re not that clever). Millennial core Swiftie.
Florida, USA
Joined July 2009
OMGOMGOMG….I’m not well!
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Please if there is anything that can bring this country together it’s the BS afroman trial 😭
Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets? 🎶😭 There are no kidnapping victims inside my suit pocketssssss🗣️🎶😭 I cannot stop laughing. 😭😭😭😭#Afromantrial @ogafroman
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I just want the 7 police officers who sued @ogafroman to please understand that not only does the public not feel sorry for you but we are actually happy this happened to you. STOP BREAKING INTO HOMES AND STEALING MONEY ON FALSE PRETENSES YOU TWATS
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😭😭😭
Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears
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Please 💀😭
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thats not possible bc taylor swift did it when she was 21 so good luck trying to recreate this
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Please I’d sell a kidney 🙏🙏🙏
Wood should be the next single. Get meg thee stallion on it. The mv could be so quirky and fun. Release it this summer. We’ll have a HIT on our hands.
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And whilst I’m ranting, the reason showgirl is resonating more with the gp than so called ‘swifties’ is because they are treating it the way music is suppose to be- just songs to vibe to, whilst swifties for the past few albums have treated her last few albums as tea sessions.
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Rihanna is the rich man.
This is why rich men are dating younger women. Look at what happened to Rihanna..
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The stars & moon midnights bodysuit and factory reset hair will always be peak 🔥🤤
Idk what this says bc it won’t let me translate but I’m sharing anyway and I agree
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Oh you hate ICE? Remember that when you’re being mugged by an MS-13 gang member and you need 10 5’4 dumbasses to beat up a totally unrelated 65 year old cleaning lady on the way to her job.
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