Florida Man
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The new Florida Man account: A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommend things.
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Florida man arrested for attempting to BBQ pedophiles at motel
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Florida Man bites off his brother's penis after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket
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Florida Man Arrested For Attempting To “Barbecue” Child Molesters
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Florida Man Pulls Off Video Game Move to Make the NASCAR Cup Series Championship
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Florida man told police he believed a Haitian girl he had been seeing placed a voodoo curse on him, causing him to hurt and rob people.
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Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators
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Florida Woman opera singer who used powerful soprano to scream "f_ck" and "c_nt" during Capitol riot arrested today by FBI
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Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Alligator - News Crab
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Florida Man hired a plane to fly a banner over Mar-A-Lago reading "HA HA HA HA HA HA"
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Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave
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Florida Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral
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Florida man buys 100+ generators to send to the Bahamas
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Not all Florida Men are infamous. Let’s make this one famous. Florida Man dies in plane crash while fighting the Australia wildfires. RIP, sir. You made us proud.
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Florida Man Attacked by Naked Girlfriend After He Turned Her Down For Sex, Gets Her Arrested
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Corona virus: Florida man arrested for robbery using cough as a weapon
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Naked Florida man chases people and cops around Chic-Fil A parking lot telling them they’re gay for looking at his penis
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Florida man arrested by FBI after stealing speaker of the house’s podium
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Grinning Florida Man Pictured With Pelosi’s Lectern Is Arrested
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Florida Man plants banana tree on a road to call attention to a pothole
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Florida man wears 'f*** the police' shirt to court and wins the case
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Fake Floridaman votes twice in Florida while living and working and killing in Minneapolis
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Florida Man Flies Learjet With Excavator Like a Toy Plane
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Florida Man arrested for hanging from a traffic light and pooping on cars
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Florida Man Wearing 'I Have Drugs' Shirt Arrested For Having Drugs At Kmart
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Florida man faces multiple charges for throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
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Florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts
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Florida man charged for eating pancakes in middle of the road
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Chicago officials failed to capture a rogue alligator for 8 days, Chicago hired Florida Man who caught in in less than 24 hours
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Florida man becomes first person with Down syndrome to finish Ironman triathlon
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young Florida Man who struggled with homelessness graduates as schools valedictorian
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Florida Man wears 'Fuck the Police' t-shirt to court, wins case against police
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Florida Man plans to stalk newly reopened beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Florida Man is Impeached by the United States House of Representatives
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Florida man breaks into medical marijuana dispensary at exactly 4:20 a.m.
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Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
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Floridaman male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume
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Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket
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Florida man with no arms uses his feet to stab a tourist with a pair of scissors
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Florida man spends his one day off cleaning forgotten veteran’s tombstones
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Hoarding gas. ✔ Drives a Hummer. ✔ Smokes a cigarette in Hummer filled with hoarded gas. ✔ Of course it's Florida Man.
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Florida Man Loads Car With Frozen Iguanas, They Warm Up, Come Back To Life, Cause Car Accident
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90-year-old Florida man arrested for second time in a week after feeding the homeless again
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Florida man threatens to kill man 'with kindness,' uses machete named 'Kindness'
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Florida Man Caught with bag of drugs labeled “Bag of Drugs” in large bold letters
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Charges dropped against Florida man arrested for 'I Eat Ass' sticker on his truck
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2 years ago today Florida man Aaron Feis shielded 3 girls from gunfire. Feis unfortunately died, but he died a hero and will never ever be forgotten.
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Florida Man Faces Charges for Eating Pancakes in Middle of the Road.
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Florida Man with No Arms Stabs Tourist Visiting Popular South Beach Area, Police Say
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Florida woman selling a manatee-shaped chicken tender for $5,000
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Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
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Florida Man arrested in St. Pete for handing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’
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Florida Man, age 17, arrested for hacking Twitter to access Obama, Gates and Kanye's accounts
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69-year-old Florida woman yells at passing vehicles before standing up, pulling her pants down, and urinating on a bench
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Florida Man robs ex-boyfriend's home dressed in a bull costume, tries to burn it down with spaghetti sauce
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Florida man bought a can of spam three years ago, noticed the expiration date was November 2020 and decided to save it to eat on election night.
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Florida Man only in his underwear, strikes Florida sheriff's deputy in the face with a Bible, while screaming "I condemn you!", them poops himself after arrest!
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Florida man arrested for exposing himself at Burger King. When asked what he was doing he replied, "What? I'm playing with my penis!"
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Florida Man Says He's Going to Kill Neighbors With Kindness Then Tries to Kill Them With Machete Named "Kindness"
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Florida Man Breaks Into Jail To Hang Out With His Friends
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Florida Man gets rehired as a school principal, despite refusing to admit that Holocaust was real
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FLORIDA MAN SUFFOCATED TO DEATH AFTER HAVING SEX WITH PET ANACONDA
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Florida man allegedly tried on baby clothes while holding a woman hostage during break-in
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Florida Man's McLaren supercar worth over $1 million bought a week ago washed out of garage and submerged by Hurricane Ian
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Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926.
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Florida Man becomes first US President to get indicted for criminal charges
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Florida Man Dressed As Fred Flinstione Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
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Florida Man eats $120,000 banana taped to wall at art exhibition
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Florida Man Arrested For Hanging From Traffic Lights and Pooping on Cars
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Florida man, 61, threatens to destroy a town with his 'army of turtles'
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Florida man with disfigured face accused of setting fire after masturbation complaints
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Florida Man claims "finders keepers" on speaker of the house position
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Florida man is tired of New Yorkers picking on him
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the White House, is the place I have come to love and will stay for, hopefully, another 5 years as we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, but my family and I will be making Palm Beach, Florida, our Permanent Residence. I cherish New York, and the people of.....
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Florida Man with PTSD anonymously hangs 'happiness' signs all over the city
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Florida Man's cow is 'faster than it looks' and has evaded police since January
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Florida man runs away from cops. Stops to pet cats, goes to jail
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Florida man dressed as President Trump for Halloween said he was punched in the face while waiting to enter a haunted house
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Trespassing Florida woman kicked deputy in groin, then offered oral sex
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