Dean
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official Michelin inspector.
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Joined August 2011
That @vancommander fella is really quite rude to me, I don't know why I even bother talking to him....
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0- here. Any of you need blood, I got you😉
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Bastard fireblade tried to bite me earlier on a roundabout😭 Enter roundabout, laid to the left, transition over to the right, start squeezing the power and the back wheel lit up! Left leg off the peg, spat me out the seat and everything. That'll learn me for getting brave😔
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I've just had a message out of the blue from @VanCommander saying "home alone, time for a wank." Absolute pervert.
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And back in. Lovely ride this morning. Absolutely didn't break any speed limits. Nope.
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Deuteronomy 93:63 “And the Lord sayeth unto Pecco I shall throweth him into a highside to giveth you a chance And, verily, he did And Marc doth catch it And the Lord sayeth unto Pecco Hast thow considerith a gun?”
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Oh-oh.... Marc's missus better keep her mouth shut tonight😂
Two pints of Stella for £7
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People making #GeorgeForeman jokes already, he hasn't even gone cold yet. Mostly down to the unique patented keep warm feature integrated into newer models
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I wonder if anyone still thinks Ducati made the wrong decision choosing Marc over Jorge for the factory ride? 🤔 #MotoGP #Marquez93 #Martin89
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What do you do with the gap at the other end of that board now then? 🤔
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One day off nice and sunny weather here in Kent and I'm on autotrader looking at motorbikes. It's taking every fibre of my being to NOT go look at a gorgeous Fireblade I've seen😔
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Ere @TattooedDoll2 , working down your neck of the woods tonight if you fancy bringing me out a cuppa,..
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Beautiful couple❤️
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Still tweet thieving I see?
Just went to deliver a Christmas card to the old lady that lives opposite because we've not seen her in person for ages, I didn't bother though as she had loads of post on the floor already . Probably out buying fly spray, there was loads there I noticed!
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He's probably right. Ducati now have to make do with a fella who's won 8 world championships and is arguably the best ever to throw a leg over a motorcycle🙄
Jorge Martin believes Ducati is "probably regretting" not promoting him to the factory team now he's world champion 🏆 #MotoGP
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