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A Champion for the People but not the Peopleโs Champion. Head made of paper. Dadjitsu Grand Master. Likes cowbells.
Joined July 2019
Just my luck, on a promise and the Death Star shows up.
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Many a word said in jest
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I never knew there was a jab for pneumonia
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Covid jab booked for 16 December, will I survive ๐ค๐
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Going to work in a minute. Just turned the telly on and am watching Deal or No Deal for the 1st time. What a load of fucking shite.
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Expecting fireworks
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A Fishy Tale
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Working in Leeds today, shite.
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Just had a Tom Kerridge treacle tart from M+S. The food equivalent of blotting a million microdots on your eyeballs. I can see through the fabric of time, both backwards, sideways and the future.
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Work again this morning, if half the town disappears in a misty haze followed by a loud bang and huge fireball, sorry.
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Just ordered a pair of safety shoes for work with Velcro straps, games over for this old timer โน๏ธ
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Me to engineer: Donโt press the red button marked vent until I give the thumbs up. Eng to me: What, oh, ok got you Hears the rush of oxygen gas ( not liquid ) venting from system Me to Eng: Iโm going to fucking kill you, you thick twat Eng to me: What, oh, ok got you.
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Itโs been a while but the nation appears to be heading for a โstruggling to breatheโcrisis, so Iโm off to work. You can thank me later.
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Midlife crisis ahoyโฆ
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Hired a scooter today, been a while, lost count at the number of times I nearly come a cropper, turns out this was an art gallery.
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