Armed & Dangerous
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Vers Chicago FF. Mostly just videos of me fisting people to classical music.
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How to know if theyre gay: check the tub drain. If the stopper isnt there, they're gay.
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I have now used a dildo to successfully unclog a tub/shower drain 4 times in my life.
#plumbing
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Heading to Congress now if I can ever find my motorcycle key. I'd lose my own ass if it wasn't attached.
#IML
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@SwitchAlphaBit1
@DaveysDoughnut
@bottomboyplayt1
@PupperDavey
Imagine thinking that stretching out one's asshole required financial security. Lol.
"Sorry Kid, you gotta make at least 54K with an IRA to stick four fingers in."
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@cutechitownboy
How to manage IML: take the good and immediately discard the bad. A single bad incident lingered on can suck the air out of the whole weekend. So best to work on forgetting it. At least, that's what works for me.
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@DrFFpunch
We forgave the PPP loans in the interest of economic growth. I fail to see how student loans are materially different.
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@DrFFpunch
I wonder what happens when young people can't afford to buy houses, or qualify for a mortgage due to debt to income ratio. I mean, housing price deflation ha always worked out great for everyone in the neighborhood right?
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@Timoteo90026491
@greasy201
@SquarePegToys
Kong by OrgasmAlley works with any toy. I have one and it handled anything up to and including chance XL easily
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@FFalconPunch
@akaGreedyFF
@stupid_jock
@koerosxxx
@mammasfistpup
You really out here painting folks as meth users until proven innocent.
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@Sluttychibtm
"it's not your experience. It's your sexual proclivities. Don't go to the anal club and preach the gospel of blowies."
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@FFalconPunch
@akaGreedyFF
@stupid_jock
@koerosxxx
@mammasfistpup
Actually you'd didn't clarify that it was your own experience until a follow up tweet. Initially you made the broad statement to imply that homeboy uses meth. Here's the exact wording in case you forgot:
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@DrFFpunch
Overburdening new consumers with debt at high interest rates that's completely inescapable through typical debt relief certainly sounds like a winning move. Menawhile: why aren't millennials buying homes? Or golf clubs? Or living on their own? Or getting married?
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@FFalconPunch
@akaGreedyFF
@stupid_jock
@koerosxxx
@mammasfistpup
I'm not owed an apology. I'm not the injured party. I'm just marvelling at the audacity of demanding a person explain themselves to you or be labelled a methhead.
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@DrFFpunch
An economy built on consumerism needs consumers with dispensable income. The system as it stands more or less requires a degree to qualify for jobs with discretionary spending. So you either can't consume because low income or can't consume because 20-years-at-13.5%.
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@FFalconPunch
@akaGreedyFF
@stupid_jock
@koerosxxx
@mammasfistpup
That's all I got, my dude. Thank you for your service to the community.
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@DrFFpunch
@pig_wv
Oh you mean like the PPP loans Mark Wahlberg, Ryan Gosling, Jay-Z, and Mary Kate and Ashley Olson took out?}
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@TrentBloom
@just4fist
It's more of a this was the first time I applied the physics I learned in college 7 years ago. There's a lot of engineering in trying to stabalize a toy that size lmao
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@theFFinisher
Fisting has a miniscule chance of transmission. If you're that concerned about STIs, perhaps a weekend of orgies with strangers is not the best choice for you.
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