Niall Farrell
@Firaldo87poker
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As a proud Scotsman, I had some couscous in honour of Tunisia before their game against England, and an ice cold Stella Artois in honour of Belgium, before their game against England.
REALLY looking forward to the Colombia game.
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Now poker sponsorships have essentially dried up I’m taking a new approach. Gonna collect every major site’s patch and demand payment for me not to wear them on tv as I get drunk and talk loudly about controversial issues.
The sponsorship era is dead, long live the blackmail era
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At 22 I quit my job with a negative net worth and took £1k out on a credit card and called myself a poker pro.
Over a decade later and I can proudly say that in a couple more monthly payments I will have paid that 1k back.
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The quintessential main event hand.
2 cunts have quads and there are still 5 people in the 12bb pot at the river.
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Just tried to bluff a guy with Greta Thunberg as his avatar.
Guy tanked 25 seconds then remembered we’re all gonna be dead soon and called. Wtf am I doing.
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People say there’s no karma in poker but I remember being 2/9 in FTOPS 1k multi entry w 500k to first with about £29 in my bank and using the 5 min break to look at prices for a helicopter trip back home from Nottingham so I wouldn’t have to get the train and instantly got 9th.
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In my early poker career I used to feel a strong sense of entitlement and jealousy when I busted a tournament -“how the fuck is this idiot still in and I’m out, how does this moron have chips,how great must this clown have run Jesus”
I still do, I just used to too.
#Ambassador
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In light of the recent “angling” controversy - petition to have 1 tournament a year during the series where anything goes. Angling, collusion, hand signals, the lot. All scummery allowed and indeed encouraged. Call it the “Big Purge” or the “Men Nguyen Invitational” or something
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Me to my beloved Mother a full 4 hours before Christmas dinner is due to be served
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Off to the Rio for the last time this year.
Been a fairly disastrous summer and I swear to god Vegas, if you don’t let me spin this shitty 10bb stack up in the 10k I’ll fucking come back here next year and do all the exact same shit again.
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It's genuinely remarkable how talented I am.
I may still be a litte drunk.
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Going to let my twitter guys in on this relatively well kept secret; the daily deepstack is by far the best bar in the Rio.
$200 all you can drink
They bring it right to your table
Service is fucking rapid.
Every now and then you get a rebate at the end.
You are welcome.
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Excited to officially announce that I have joined
@GGPoker
as UK ambassador!
Will be doing some fun stuff over the next few months for our UK community so keep your eyes peeled 👀
(We took about 60 pics btw and this was somehow the best one 😂)
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Think the only thing Caesars can do here is refund everyone’s summer starting from May 31st
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You can run all the sims you want before Vegas, but in the end it comes down to trying to guess whether the guy potting it from the big after defending 8 ways on AK7r is the overflat KK guy or the lead out 75o guy.
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This online buy in system at PartyPoker live events where you have to tell the cashier your account name is my absolute favourite thing ever.
Watching a 30 year old man have to say “buy in for ‘MILFSEEKER69’ please” will never ever get old.
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Honestly real name comps on Party mess with your head.
You make a tight fold in a hand cos the guy’s called Colin Thompson, probably about 55, married with 4 kids then you look him up and he’s 19 and owns the “IAMFUCKINGBANANAS” account on stars
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Ok guys I’ve got it.
Now stay with me:
PROGRESSIVE mystery bounty
You pull 100k bounty you lucky cunt? 50k of it is on your head now.
Make it happen
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I’ve just been absolutely destroyed at the table.
“Oh wow are you Niall Farrell? I wish it was 2017 so I could get excited” 😂😂😂
He’s got me there in fairness
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Selling 98% of myself in 100ks for the chance to make an heroic play in front of a businessman and he offers me a job at his hedge fund.
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As a 34 year old man sitting in his Harry Potter pyjamas he got for Christmas (have never read Harry Potter), at 1pm on a Thursday watching the sopranos and drinking cans of lager, it might be time to take a step back and ask myself:
Where did it all go right?
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When pio says its sometimes ok to do the dumb shit i did
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Explaining to my mum that I gave up on becoming a lawyer to compete in an industry where this is one of the top players
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Shout out to the security guard in the CityWest who was adamant I couldn’t walk to reception with bare feet - I’m paying 150 quid a night you’re lucky I’ve got fucking pants on mate.
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Excited to play the
@WPT
Tournament of Champions today. Such a fantastic event that I am eligible to play because I have won a WPT. It’s the winning of a WPT that really separates people who have won a WPT and people who have not. Again, I have won one. Thanks.
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*Perfect Tournament Wishlist*
Freezeout if there’s a very strong side event schedule / single re-entry if not.
8 handed as standard, 9 at a push. NEVER 10.
Big blind ante, never reduces.
Strong online and live satellite offering with “must play” prizes.
Shotclock
👌
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“You’re out??? Wtf man you had heaps, what happened?!”
Me:
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Guys with 15k watches stalling for a 2500 payjump will never not be funny to me.
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The level of pettiness and shithousery in Scottish football makes me so happy
@Oldfirmfacts1
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Finally getting near a reasonable sleep schedule here in Calgary. Need to help decide what to do today though. I could either:
A: Play a full online sunday like a responsible pro
B: Play a live 200cad buyin and drink beer/jager
comment for A, like for B. Your decision is final
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Fucking massive shout out to my man that I don’t even know that I gave 20 bucks to in Rio to pay his drinks bill who just walked up to me in Montreal and paid me back.
What a fucking legend.
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As someone who’s only hope of breaking even this summer is some shit falling from the roof and injuring me, I’m a big fan of this earthquake.
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Been inside for 11 days now, played about 120 hours of football manager, drank 48 cans of lager, have interacted with exactly 0 people who don’t live in my house, have showered twice.
Apparently there’s a virus going about too.
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Made the final of the
@partypokerlive
Millions World $25k. $250k locked up and $2m (and probable liver failure) to first 🙈. Back tomorrow at noon repping
@no_limit_gg
VAMOS
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Find someone who loves you as much as a 50yo man loves saying “show one show all.”
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Think my favourite part of poker is when someone bets river, gets called, then no-one shows their hand for 112 minutes.
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Live poker: you iso a limper and the flop comes down. You examine your hand, it’s possibilities, straight draws, back door flush draws, scare cards that provide equity for multiple street bluffs.
Anyway while you’ve been doing all that your opponent has donk shoved all in.
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Has anyone in the history of poker ever shoved 8bb w AKs, won the blinds, then shoved like ATo next hand and not been eliminated? Like ever in the history of the world. I’m saying no.
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Hiking: if you told people that they couldn't tell anyone afterwards that they had been hiking, no one would fucking go.
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Incredibly low morale when someone “puts you on AK” when you actually have AK
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Ran out of beers to watch the football so tried to order 12 from a local restaurant on just eat and was informed I had to order food to buy beers.
12 bottles of moretti and 1 chicken goujon on the way.
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Rec players: We need more chips to start man!!! Need more play in these tourneys!!! I wanna see some flops!!!
Also rec players: it’s 100/100 dealer? Ok, 1700 to go.
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Vegas PSA:
If someone gets moved to your table with a lot of chips, it is your duty to remark on this fact as they sit down.
The player who has been moved with all the chips is then to reply “I had even more before!” We all then have a chuckle and continue the game.
Thanks.
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*Me in line at the supermarket with 24 beers, a litre of jager and some icecream*
68 year old checkout lady:
“So just the essentials today son eh?”
Scottish grannies, undefeated at making you feel ashamed since the start of time 😂
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When the summer starts with you busting a $111k to someone who didn't see you open; it often ends in the nightly $80 in Planet Hollywood
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Anyone know how to contact Safiya (girl who caged me hu?) need partner for the tagteam event and think im also a little bit in love, thanks.
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Playing every turbo going and doing a jäger every time I double or bust. If you think this is a good stream idea let me know because I personally think it’s hilarious
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How’s Uruguay Firaldo?
Did 7 bullets in the 1k and busted 1st hand after reg closed
Did 6 bullets in the 10k and busted about 30 mins after reg closed
Stone bubbled the 25k
Annnnd it’s $10 for a fucking Corona
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Thanks for the love folks ❤️
THE TWO TOUR CHAMP DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS 🍀🍀🍀👊👊👊
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Lost AA to 77 with 35 left in that massive GG thing that had $1.2m to first and I have to say, it felt good to feel anything other than completely dead inside for 0.7 seconds
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Blocker bet - a small bet used to get value from a hand and to prevent facing a larger bet
Blocker bet alternative meaning-
The 100 quid I fired on Scotland to beat England at 10/1 to stop me putting a daft amount on later when full of beer and jäger
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7th in the 2500, would just like to take this opportunity to say how grateful I am for being able to play this game for a living and how lucky I am.
I’d like to but the truth is I deserve to outright win every tournament I play and it’s an absolute travesty that I don’t
Thanks
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Need some help deciding next weeks plans.
Reply for stay at home in solver jail and grind online.
Like for go to Bratislava using a live 250 euro comp as my excuse and drink my weight in beer.
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Always high morale when your US Border Patrol guy is a poker fan.
Goodbye 30 minute grilling and possible trip to secondary screening, hello 2 minute conversation about
@RealKidPoker
’s mad reading skillz.
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Would be fairly hilarious if the vote was actually rigged for the dems and no-one believes Trump cos he’s spent the last 4 years just lying about absolutely pointless shit like windmills.
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Poker Amazing Race
Contestants start in Romania and have to make it across Europe to the UK.
In order to leave a country you must get the
@TheHendonMob
flag for that country.
You cannot skip a country.
You travel however you can (ryanair/train/car/boat)
Make a vlog of it.
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BOOOM, ship 2k mix max for 150k and finally a fucking winning SCOOP!
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Hi
@PokerStars
, I do want to be that guy but there appears to be an error in the new badges system
Not only is there not a separate SCOOP badge to separate multi-winners like myself from pitiful 1 win plebs, my EPT badge is missing.
Please fix so i dont look like scum
Thanks
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When all in on GG, if I start to peel the river and I need paint to survive and it’s clearly a number, I “unpeel” it and just X out of the tourney so everyone else at the table has to sit through the whole 15 second animation.
I’m 36 years old.
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IN THE RED CORNERRR, WITH 15M IN EARNINGS THIS YEAR ALONE AND PEERLESS ARRAY OF NLHE SKILLSETS, ITS JUSSSTIN BONOMOOOOO!
IN THE BLUE CORNERRR, A MAN WHO LOST HIS BOX KEY AT AN IRISH BAR, OWNER OF A PEERLESS ARRAY OF POKER SOCKS... NIALL FARRELL!
Place your bets folks 💪💪💪
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Made the final 6 with 3m, tough day so very happy to still be in it. Back tomorrow at noon local time. VAMOOOOOO
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Me:
*Checks Blockfolio*
*Deep sigh of resignation*
*Log on to my computer*
Poker clients on my desktop:
Welcome back you snivelling worm! SCOOP afterparty not looking so bad now huh?
Get in the hot 44 maggot
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“Wow you’re a professional poker player? That’s so cool you must be really good!”
Me:
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@DougPolkVids
As it fucking should be, hating “live like you still have 10k” too. What’s the point of winning a mil if it doesn’t change how you live.
Try spin the mil to 10m and if you fuck it make another mil you pussy
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“He died doing what he loved; playing the daily deepstack”
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Jumped in the booth for the
@Irish_PokerOpen
stream after my devastating elimination. One for the numerous
#tapsaff
fans. You are welcome ladies 😎
#Ambassador
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Really missing live tournaments, can someone dress up as a TD and ask me to keep it down a bit please?
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Bagging 3.75m after a decent slice of good fortune to say the least! 12 left, 2.2m avg. VAMOOOOOOO
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Apologies to anyone I encounter in the monster stack today, trying to set a new beer record. Gl me.
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Telling the mrs I can’t take our son to the park today because it’ll kill my competitive mindset before I reg the $55 mini bounty builder
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Won a plo comp on stream last night so everyone with “mixed game specialist” in their bio can grow up, it’s an absolute joke as I suspected.
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Made day 5 of EPT Prague with 2.7m.
My brain just refused to work for the last 30 mins of the day which isn’t ideal so it’s toblerone and 12 hour sleep hopefully and back at it tomorrow.
16 left VAMOS
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Get in Poo’s car and he goes “Niall huh? Strange name.”
Honestly have no idea wtf is going on anymore.
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Playing darts with plastic darts and board in a country where I could legally be in this bar with an AK
Some place
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@DougPolkPoker
Hope you buy shoes that are slightly too small with it and it irritates you for a good couple of months.
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We’re now at the stage of the crisis where my mum sends me memes I’ve seen 11 days ago and I pretend that not only have I not seen them, they’re absolutely hilarious.
Gonna be a very long few months.
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Playing poker in Tallinn and a guy I’ve not seen for ages sits down with a mask on. This guy is looking in great shape compared to last time I seen him and I big him up massively cos I’m a great fuckin guy.
Anyway the guy who I thought it was has just taken the seat next to him.
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Think my favourite WSOP guy is One Raise Size Guy
Blinds 100/100? 1000 to go
100/200? 1000 to go
300/500? 1000 to go
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