The World Mechanic 🌎🧰
@FinneJay
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AKA ‘Check’ 丰 #Bitcoin only 丰 Author of Downloading Divinity 丰 Stack more sats, the light can wait 丰 Check Engine Light Gang 🚗🚨 丰 Su₿ 80 IQ (certified retard)
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My Bitcoin book “Downloading Divinity…” is finally finished and available! 🧵
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BREAKING 🚨🚗
The government has asked bitcoins CEO to stop cutting bitcoins supply issuance schedule in half every 4 years, in a recent statement to the press the bitcoin CEO replied:
“We don’t negotiate with terrorists.” and then proceeded to walk off stage.
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Normies: “BitcOiN iS a CuLt”
Me: “No it’s not.”
But then again also me:
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“Sold half my BSV stack at a 99.999% loss, bought some Bitcoin just to mint 20 ordinals and spend all the Bitcoin I bought in TX fees to help distort their fee market. Hahaha Now I’m going to post about how broken BTC is for minting jpegs. That’ll show those BTC bastards!”
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How do I make a private key?
With all the controversy of Senator Pocahontas proposing a dead on arrival bill to ban ownership of words I figured I’d make an easy to follow thread on how to generate a bitcoin private key offline so you too can be a “danger to our democracy.”
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@SatStackingPleb
You’ll accelerate the bitcoin standard by a small amount by doing this. It is fundamentally moral. The money was printed from nothing anyways.
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“Wait…did you just say it’s 97% of your portfolio?? You know that’s a disaster waiting to happen right?”
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Anybody cheering on a Blackrock Bitcoin spot ETF, you have deeply lost the plot. Find God.
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“Jeff Bezos made Amazon, he deserves to be rich. You made nothing, sat on a token and got rich.”
Ok, we helped usher in a world of deflationary abundance for all & we had enough conviction in that vision that we withstood every rock thrown at us along the way.
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Bitcoiners: “real estate is a shitcoin, dont buy a house with your bitcoin”
Also Bitcoiners: “Find a woman, make babies, raise a traditional family, etc!”
Where do you think you’re goin to find a good woman that wants to raise kids in your moms basement?
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Robert Kennedy: “I know all of you are in here because you love democracy”
Most of the bitcoiners there hate democracy Mr. Kennedy. They’re there because Bitcoin will completely eradicate democracy from this Earth like the plague that it is.
Fuck your democracy.
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If Satoshi can go without ever spending one single coin, you can go a lil longer without looking at your net worth and then looking at Zillow listings.
Yes I’m looking at you.
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Money laundering is not a real crime.
It’s a term made up by actual criminals like banksters & politicians so they could circumvent the 4th amendment to surveil their tax slaves finances easier with KYC/AML laws to make sure nobody was trying to escape the plantation.
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Put in 51 cents, get a penny with a picture on it.
Fiat ordinals:
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GM ☕️
If your morning drive to work doesn’t look like this, you’re short bitcoin.
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Peters ancestor Ptah building the pyramids like:
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Just finished building this raised vegetable garden, 21 buckets 😏
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Yesterday we had a financial wellness meeting at work.
They brought in some tradfi family planner with a PowerPoint presentation about traditional IRA’s, Roths, and budget planning, etc.
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How to change bitcoin:
1. Change the laws of physics.
2. Change mathematical truth.
3. Change the individual incentives of man.
Nocoiners still: “tHe GoVerNMenT wiLL fiNd a WaY”
🤦🏻♂️😂
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“If I just sold one more office chair I could easily get another 0.001 for it at least…”
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They’ll say no one warned them…but the signs were there all along.
Oct 31, 2022
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I don’t always dress up like a bitcoin, but when I do, I look sexy doing it.
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Sometimes i really just wonder… “What would Jesus do?”
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So in BSV land is the smallest increment of a fake bitcoin called a craig? 😂
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If I can cut this pizza into infinite slices, I can solve world hunger.
You’re all welcome.
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This was at the job site I was working at, remind you of anything?
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If self custodying bitcoin became illegal tomorrow, that’s all the more reason to self custody.
When the law is unjust it’s the duty of the just to break the law.
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If someone ever asked me to explain bitcoin Twitter with only 4 tweets, I’d just show them this:
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“Oh you think you’re richer cause you stacked more units on Jerome Powell’s laptops Microsoft Excel spreadsheet?”
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Saylor just jumped out of a bush and held me at gunpoint saying “ARE YOU A BITCOIN DEV!?” I said no then he asked me if I had any bitcoin, I said no again and then he said “YOURE LYING I CAN SMELL THE COIN ON YOU”
Then he ran away when he heard police sirens in the background.
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The lies spread against bitcoin come from a top down level. But it’s truth comes from a grassroots bottom up level. That’s why I do this everyday.
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(1/5)
Insightful quotes from the greatest Austrian economists of their time:
Ludwig Von Mises (1881-1973)
“All rational action is in the first place individual action. Only the individual thinks. Only the individual reasons. Only the individual acts.”
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Guys will read one book and make being a complete enemy of the state their entire personality.
What was the book that radicalized you anon?
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USA: “Bitcoin is an economic weapon developed by the CCP to undermine USD hegemony.”
China: “Bitcoin is an economic weapon developed by the CIA to undermine the Chinese economy.”
Satoshi: “The root problem with conventional currency is all the trust required to make them work.”
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Idk who needs to hear this. Probably all of you, you know more than enough about bitcoin.
Turn the 1,516th Saylor video off and learn Spanish now.
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I made a detailed list of every altcoin that is NOT a scam! Here ya go:
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Normfucks:
“wow 1 BTC sure is high priced in satanic monopoly money, so instead of investigating why that is & opting out of fiat, I’m going to double down on fiat by gambling, daytrading complete nonsense in a desperate attempt to escape the consequence of believing in fiat.”
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I added the Bitwise address to watch on blue wallet and you fuckers are retarded 😂
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So I said, “Because I’d rather just save in a monetary system that’s scarce, with rules that don’t change, rather than be a gambler in a monetary system where the rules change arbitrarily and the money is infinitely printed by central banks.”
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“I drive a 2022 Tesla model 3. I get it checked every 7,000 miles. If you just diversify into these 15 great dividend stocks and check your email for my weekly newsletter, you could be like me one day too.”
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Me forcing my loved ones to read the Bitcoin Standard like:
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I found Satoshi, legend has it, his check engine light fell off 867,921 miles ago and he never looked back since 😌🚗🚨
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My face when people ask me stuff about bitcoin, I answer, and then they immediately tell me they bought some random dog coin and say “crypto is the future bro.”:
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*Bitcoin goes up to 180K and crashes to 125K*
Normies: “Haha but didn’t you say it was ‘going up forever Laura’”
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GM ☕️
LMFAO it actually happened 😂😂😂
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“We’ll probably hit 100K this year, and nobody will give af.”
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Bitcoiners: “I don’t even check the price anymore, I’ve reached Bitcoin Zen.”
Also Bitcoiners everytime the price goes up 0.3%:
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The shitcoin industry uses an endless black hole of marketing terms to suck in dumb money, but eventually they will run out of it as the truth spreads like wildfire.
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@memlord1469
@NeilJacobs
The fact that you can have a new EIP that changes the supply policy is just like how the FOMC can change the dollars supply policy. It’s nothing new. Something new would be an immutable preprogrammed issuance schedule and a hard cap.
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@VitalikButerin
@SECGov
yes SEC, that’s Vitalik, the skinny dude with the cat purse. That’s the guy scamming right there.
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@CalvinAyre
@GaryGensler
You guys have 8 nodes. It’s not decentralized at all, it’s a datacenter.
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All the bitcoin I’ve ever bought off centralized exchanges has been for my gardener, Jose, an illegal immigrant living here in the US. I don’t know his last name. I pay him very well in BTC which is all he accepts.
Personally, I think Bitcoin is a huge Ponzi and have none.
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“So how exactly do you make money with bitcoin though??”
Me: “I don’t make money with it….it IS the money.”
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HUE VILL NEED ZEE FOLLOWING:
1. Paper 📄
2. Pen or pencil ✏️
3. Dice or Coin 🎲🪙
4. Calculator
5. Printed out copy of the BIP-0039 protocols word list from GitHub
6. An analog computer, or hardware wallet.
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Oh you call yourself a homosexual?
Name 10 Richard Hart outfits.
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If your coin was decentralized, why would you care what the SEC does?
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My mom just messaged me this.
DUMP EVERYTHING ITS ALL OVER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
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Mfs will really be laughing all the way down the road to serfdom and when you say anything that’s even a lil out of line from that path you’re a complete nutcase.
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So many normies will check under the hood of their car.
Why won’t they check under the hood of their own monetary system?
🚨🚗
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Pro tip: Always go to sleep with a micro uzi by the bedside!
You never know when you might have to wake up and split some wigs wide open. 😌
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Just bought some dominoes pizza with a gift card from bitrefill with bitcoin, used an anon email, and just to stay anon I’m going in to pick up the pizza disguised as a masked up Covid NPC.
Undermining the state one transaction at a time. 😎
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“We did it guys! We totally broke bitcoin with jpegs”
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Okay so you’re telling me the supply issuance is halved at this blockheight, but you’ve never thought to ask yourself ‘who is pressing the button to halve this thing in the background?’
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(1/4)
So I’ve been working on a Bitcoin book of my own for roughly the past year called “Downloading Divinity… We are all Satoshi” I wanted to use each chapter to explain the greater promise of how Bitcoin is reshaping our world for the better by “Loading Liberty”, “Decrypting
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*Engine starts smoking a lil*
Jack Mallers: “I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! I WILL FUCKIN DIE ON THIS HILL!!!”
Me: “bro calm down, it does this everytime I go up that hill, it’s normal.”
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If you had $15,000 in savings 4 years ago and $30,000 in savings now. What % wealthier are you today?
The answer’s 0. You’ve stagnated for the past 4 years & if you save $60,000 in 4 more years you will have stagnated again. If you have $120,000 in 8 years you’ve went nowhere.
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There is only 1 stablecoin. It’s name is Bitcoin. There’s only 21,000,000. The issuance schedule is on time and predictable. No unexpected inflation ever. The dollar is extremely volatile.
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GM ☕️
Today is the day they accept our gift.
Are you ready to conquer Troy with me anon?
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“I heard his check engine lights been on ever since he first started stacking Bitcoin.”
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“My wife handles the finances. She’s the good one with money.”
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@saifedean
Ammous (1980-present)
“Ethereum is the mother asshole from which the shitcoins spring.”
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