the finite physicist
@FinitePhysicist
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theoretical particle physics & phenomenology || don't sleep through dreams that can come true
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Joined February 2021
Physics Q&A: Ask me your questions about physics and I will respond in a way that seems correct on the surface but is actually fundamentally misleading!.
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.@Delta you left me stranded in DTW with no explanation or help. The least you could do is please let me talk to a real person to resolve my upcoming flight issues.
Hey @Delta why did you cancel my flight, not rebook me (your website saying you'd do this automatically), have no humans available to chat (your phone line and text line has a 12 hour hold), and then now that I have a flight your app won't let me check in?. Never using you again!.
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Hey @Delta why did you cancel my flight, not rebook me (your website saying you'd do this automatically), have no humans available to chat (your phone line and text line has a 12 hour hold), and then now that I have a flight your app won't let me check in?. Never using you again!.
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This is my last tweet here. Now that the bit is up and the joke is over, I should finally reveal who I was. My name is Radha (@rmastand), a particle physicist at Berkeley. I enjoy hard-sphere scattering both in and out of the lab!. Was fun! Follow me on blue sky.
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One giveaway that somebody is terminally online is that they prefer ranked choice voting to approval voting.
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I'm done being balanced. from now on it's 100% yin for me. "inside one there are seeds of the other" not within me, I'm locked in.
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in these trying times let's all take a moment to remember the person most affected by this year's election results:. Grover Cleveland, who lost the sole interesting thing about his life
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I bet Kevin Greif (@greif_kevin) $100 in 2024 USD that by 2075 we will know to 5 sigma that dark matter is at least 10% qcd axion.
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STATISTICS FACT: the election outcomes are 50-50. since there are two outcomes so they each have a 50% chance of happening.
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just saw some crazy guy jump into the river in Paris, he's inseine
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checking to see if ***** **** ********** reads all my tweets.
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handing out FACTOR meals for Halloween instead of candy.
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what does it mean when somebody says they work a 925. what is a 925.
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please be patient, this is my first life im still learning.
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we should bring back physicists wearing capes.
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Why do they use Chris in the thumbnail. Doesn't he have a terrible ending who is trying to emulate him.
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i love wearing merch from universities I've never attended. wouldn't be caught dead wearing merch from my actual university.
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"Wanted to look important" my guy that's John Preskill he's already important.
It's sad when people falsely pad their google scholar page by adding papers written by other people. I guess this researcher just wanted to look important?
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Is it bad practice to have "Look upon my words, ye me mighty, and despair" at the very top of my CV.
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