I tried to call off today and she's like is it because of Quiddich Champions and I'm like no I'm sick and she's like does Andy pandy puddin pie wanna pway wiff magic bwooms and I'm like I feel much better I'm coming in plus I'm going to kill you.

Fag.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Arch-Friend.

Going to the menu and clicking on a different title is a real game changer.

I LOVE vanilla sex, I'm so sick and tired of the porno bullshit I could just puke the whole time and I'd be fine with it, I wish they would just lay there like they're dead I'm fucking old I don't care help a brother out.

Firstly didn't know that black guy was dead. Secondly they don't want to come back.

Ava.Amanda.AksjxyxgwvbejrjfjxgctA.

I googled why is there a clicking noise in some YouTube videos and the explanation was so touching I felt guilty for being annoyed and will now just accept them, poor guys.

He's a bad person who cares what he says don't respond ignore him they hate that.

Judgement day is everyday.

You ever chug a pop and then burp and bubbles go up your sinuses and you're like AAAIGH UUUUGFFTH AUAUAUAUAUA.

RT @llandoniffirg: "So can you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

McDonald's is closed.

The whole time I'm watching this I'm thinking god she's hot I wonder if she does trains.

My demons are entertaining me with a short play they wrote titled What You Should Have Done Thirty Years Ago.

Public sex.

Very very true.

I've never been to a Cracker Barrel in my life but I'm seriously driving out of town to one in two weeks.

RT @DrClownPhD: Probably the best reaction you can have if your partner tells you that 😂

Doesn't Jesus catch us?.