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They used to tell me stories to make me eat. Now I look for stories when I eat'. Blog: Finely Chopped. Book: Travelling Belly. Food writer. Cat dad.

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Kalyan Karmakar
8 years
Above the sea of people and cameras was @iamsrk Mom and I chose wrong day to come to Bandstand for a stroll by the sea. Fully jammed here
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
Dinner was at my gran’s in Kolkata. She made me a pulao packed with kaju kishmish and katla curry. Her cook made begun and kakrol bhaaja for me. She shared some of her jhinge posto with me. She’s 90 & is the reason why I keep coming back to Kolkata #kolkatafinelychopped
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
@IrfanPathan @ScoopWhoop What about Dada and Ten?
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Ok, children. I have some very important life lessons to share. Today’s subject is rolls. You don’t call them ‘kathi rolls’ if you have grown up in Kolkata. It’s egg, mutton, chicken, dobol (sic) egg, egg mutton, alu etc but not kathi. That was lesson number 1. Thread.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Sorry to break it to you but kathal is not mutton.
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Kalyan Karmakar
7 years
'I like Hindi movies by Shahukh. He's like Jackie Chan. Only action. No romance or theatre.' Our young Chinese Uber driver in Singapore #SRK
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Kalyan Karmakar
7 years
. @AxisBank this reminds me of how mom would give me money to have egg rolls after school every day. My love for food came from those #DearMa
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Mangshor jhol bhaat. The Uttam Suchitra of the Bengali kitchen. That’s mutton curry rice for you. Potatoes are non-negotiable.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
When a 49 year old celebrated their joint birthday with a 93 year old. Happy birthday to us Perin aunty ❤️
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Decided to go retro and ditch the selfie today and use the timer mode as we did in our initial wedding anniversaries. Today is the 19th one. Spent safe and snug at home. With a table bursting at the seams with food. Counting our blessings, not calories! #le19anniv
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Bombay. And Mumbai.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Ranveer Singh as Kapil Dev in 83. Just brilliant. Specially the voice and diction. Eery in a good way.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Finely Chopped: An Odia feast for Lord Ganpati in Mumbai
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Can we all go back to SMS then?
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Twenty! With @spalifekainaz
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Kalyan Karmakar
7 years
Immersed wet iPhone in rice. It will either work in 48 hrs as the web says it would. Or I would have invented the world's 1st iPhone Biryani
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Anyone else feels an increase in mosquitoes at home in Mumbai?
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
If there was Gobindobhog rice at home, could khichuri be far away?
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Bhaat. Dal. Maachh bhaaja. That’s the tweet.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
I am thrilled to announce that Finely Chopped won ‘the best food blog award’ in the #ifba2021 awards. Thank you readers, well wishers, @thefbai @VikhroliCucina all who voted, jury and to @kunalvijayakar for your kind words & to @spalifekainaz for all the support.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Are you a crust person when it comes to samosas? Or filling? Or both? I am a bit partial towards the crust and have been a fan of the Punjab Sweet House, Bandra, samosas since ‘99. They get the balance just right.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Baashi luchi. Alu. Bengali breakfast of champions.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
It’s my mum’s 75th birthday. I thought of coming to Kolkata to celebrate. The stars aligned. K had miles so tickets were a cinch. I booked us into the ITC Royal Bengal & the folks @ITCHotels have made the exp special. And the PM even gave me a hashtag idea! #mummykaamritmahotsav
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
Spent close to two weeks in Japan and not a single person said Sayonara. Feel as if my entire life was a lie. Thank you Bollywood!
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Mindblowing Awadhi mutton pulao, mutton stew, galawati kebab, shammi kebab sent yesterday by Mumbai based, Hardoi born, banker turned home chef, Mudit Shrivastava of the Oudh Table. You can reach him at +91 98201 27626 for orders.
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Kalyan Karmakar
7 years
My new writing spot
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
Hi, I have just launched my new YouTube series #chaimumbai Please do click & watch Click on like (if you like it) subscribe to the channel and share the video. The following is an extract from it. Do click on the link to watch the complete video:
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Bhaat, daal, Jharna ghee and alu bhaaja. Soul food for this Bengali. Wasn’t always like this, but has become so over the years. The dal is orange masoor. The alu bhaaja made the way my makes it and and not the thin jhuri bhaaja.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
This is huge!
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Shah Rukh Khan
5 years
The most fun I’ve had being interviewed. Thank u so much @Letterman for being so gracious and all happiness. U r a gentleman sir ! Also @netflix & @NetflixIndia for having me over at NY.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Finally the much looked forward to staycation. Any guesses where?
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
A tea culture that's as vibrant as Mumbai's deserves a deep dive of its own ☕️ So follow me on this enthralling journey in my new series, Chai Mumbai, as we explore the different facets of tea in the city. Tune in tomorrow, Sunday, 10 am, for the very first episode!
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
@FuschiaScribe Married to each other or generally married?
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Two, rolls are had in the evening. Or late afternoon. It’s not lunch. Not dinner. Not breakfast (unless you are repurposing last night’s rotis at home). And… you DON’T need to add kasundi, gondhoraj lebu or make the rolls in mustard oil. There’s more to Kolkata food than this.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
Delhi’s classiest ‘new’ Indian restaurant is 79 years old. My blog post on visiting Delhi’s Kwality Restaurant. Here’s the link: If you have any Kwality Restaurant memories, from anywhere in India, then do share them with me pl.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Bhaat. Dal. Alu. Comfort in most Indian languages. National and otherwise.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
It’s pouring in Mumbai. I hope people learn from work from home experiences of the last 2 years and don’t force folks to come to work when it can be done remotely.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
As you and your friends move into your 40s and 50s, your parents and elders become increasingly fragile. You can sense the pain all around. And somewhere get a feel of your own mortality.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
Food is my favourite colour
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
I am delighted to share some great news with you. The Asian Food Congress & Awards have been most kind and awarded me in the ‘most influential food professionals’ category in a ceremony held at the Taj Lands End in Mumbai.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Turning a year older. In a hotel room across the building where I had first met her. Thank you for everything @spalifekainaz ❤️ PS: Loved the cake and the gifts. @TridentMumbai
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
I ordered some amazing Malvani pomfret fry, prawn masala and chapati from Pallavi Amberkar She’s a friend and home chef who runs ‘Flavours of Malvan.’ This is her no +91 98197 03070 and she whatsapps her specials and puts it on insta. #mumbai
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Lovely Jagannath Temple food inspired Odia meal sent home by our friend @sneha_senapati from her Odia Bhojo Ganesh Puja menu last night. Light and sumptuous. Very home like.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
#FinelyChoppedConsulting is where I bring together my two lives of that as a market researcher & that as a food writer to offer consulting services to brands in the food space: Please get in touch if you feel that I could be of use to you and share it.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
This is the malai khaaja at Shabbir Tawakkal. A Bohri sweet. Try it if you can. I bet that you will find it to be the most decadent dessert that you’ve ever had! The sugar soaked fried and crunchy maida casing enrobed malai (cream) sweet is quite the showstopper. #Mumbaigems
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
This is how a comfort snack at grandma’s would look to any Bengali. Or ‘tiffin’ at school, college or work. I had this at home in Mumbai this evening. Ruti with shaada alur torkari.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
May you all have friends who make luchi alu and send it for your Sunday breakfast. Metaphorically speaking.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Bought fish. Cooked ilish. That’s the tweet.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Kalyan has been mentioned four times so far ☺️
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
I am usually a calm person but nothing works me up as much seeing coriander leaves strewn on a Biryani does.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
We lost a dear friend yesterday to Covid. His last messages to me, while he waited to find a hospital (which he did), encapsulate the positivity and kindness that he stood for and which I will always remember him for. #RIPTalha
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Dal rice alu achar. Spells comfort in most languages. Except that of dieticians perhaps!
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
As far as the question of sauce is concerned, it’s simple. Parar dokan, neighbourhood shops add sauces, even cucumber, carrot & beet at times. Old school ‘Mughlai’ (Muslim run largely) restaurants in central Calcutta where the roll culture emanated from, largely do not add sauces
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
The migraine, the goddess & bhoger khichuri. Bandra Saraswati Pujo, 2023.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
Spot the Bengali in the Mumbai rains.
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
This picture is from Yazdani Bakery in Fort, which was set up in 1950 and where the butter is never skimped on and where the bread is always fresh and the stories most endearing.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
6 kilo mukt Kalyan. WIP.
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Kalyan Karmakar
9 months
Our cook asks me, kaunsa plate me doo, after preparing breakfast. Maybe she knows it will go onto Instagram.
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
We drove from Mangalore to Kundapura to have the chicken ghee roast at the iconic Shetty Family Lunch Home. It was indeed a feast for the senses but also had an amazing lady fish fry, a melodious ghee rice and egg and chicken korma and a soothing anda paratha #Shetty #food
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Sunday without chicken curry rice or murgir jhol bhaat for me is Monday.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Thank you for reading, listening, watching 🤗 #finelychopped
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
I am a career consumer insights specialist turned food writer & work with brands in the F&B space as a brand consultant, content creator & endorser. Bio: Would love to hear from you at kalyan(at) if you think we could work together.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Lunch at Didu’s. Can’t beat this in Kolkata.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Mom fried alu bhaaja for me and the murgir jhol lived up to the assurance that her cook had given her. Puti maach fry. Dal bhaat, chaatni, torkari. Followed by a cat nap in my room and then we visited my mashi and mesho, where the conversation revolved around the Maharani.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
Took a bite of something which claimed to be a ‘Bengali khichuri’ today and found it to be spiked with finely chopped raw garlic and coriander leaves. The culinary equivalent of sitting down to watch Panther Panchali and finding the opening titles of Coolie No 1 instead!
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Happy birthday to the wind beneath my wings. I know that we are not into PDA as a couple on social media @spalifekainaz but if there’s a phrase which was to capture what you mean to me, this would be it! ❤️ Here’s to many happy returns, staycations and THE cake!
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Birthday dinner at the @TridentMumbai was an unexpected Bengali feast cooked by executive chef Saurav Banerjee whom is first met when he was @TheOberoiGrand Felt very loved in an evening I will cherish forever.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Is there an everyday dish/ comfort food from your community’s heritage that emerged as a companion for you during the lockdown? For us it was the Bengali mixed vegetable dish, chorchori!
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
A bit of good news to share. Been commissioned to be the lead writer for a series by @ApplauseSocial Work started sometime back & am lucky to have a wonderful set of people at their end to guide me through what is a new world for me. Hope to create something great together.
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Sliced onions complete a plate a of chicken curry rice. Agree? Disagree?
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Happy Parsi New Year from @spalifekainaz and me
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
You see a bowl of #halwapurichana I see a confluence of cultures It’s given by a big hearted Punjabi couple to a Bengali and Parsi couple, connected together by their Buddhist practise. The bowl is from Vietnam. Since it is Ramzan I shared a bit with Banu for Iftar.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
A Parsi friend is getting married and her mum, also a friend, sent us mava nu boi on the happy occasion.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
A bit after midnight when we turned 21. Happy anniversary @spalifekainaz You are not just my lobster, but lobster Thermidor too.
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
Suddenly heard a woman scream in a shocked voice, ‘she ki, mangsho khao na. Vegetarian?’ Then I realised it was a character in some Bengali serial mom was watching in the next room. Bengalis will get this.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Something I dreaded for happened. My mum got covid. Luckily she was with my brother. My sis in law got it too. Both recovering 🤞🏽A Gurgaon home chef I reached out to sent meals everyday. I don’t think I have done anything to deserve such goodness. I am pretty sure it’s her heart.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
I’ll finish 15 years of food blogging in a fortnight. I know that most of you, barring the cat people, are here because of my food posts. Of late I have found joy in slice of life features & feel that I have reinvented myself as a writer. I hope that you accept me for this too.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Solo trip over. Lighting up Champa Gully.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
My message to fellow Mumbaikars. Don’t overlook south Mumbai as a vacation spot. Add the travel money saved to your stay budget and choose a good hotel. Explore the fab new restaurants opening up.And the old timers. Take in the great architecture. Say hello to the sea. Pure love.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
Bengali Twitter. Deemer jhol with bhaat. Or ruti? There is a certain joy in breaking the kushum into the rice and blending it with a bit of the jhol and having it right? You will find my egg curry recipe on my YouTube channel Finely Chopped TV :
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
And my grandmother turned 90 today. According to the birth date that my late grandfather had chosen for his bride, after they had got married, for paperwork purposes. Her actual date of birth was not recorded when she was born. My mom sent me this picture of my grandmom today.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
They are the ones who use kaathi kebabs. In the suburbs, it’s a sort of kosha mangsho that goes in.
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
Thanks for making every birthday so special. And everyday too. And for the loveliest cake message. And for being the Lotus to my Biscoff @spalifekainaz
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
In the kitchen with some 25 years in between and in two opposite ends of the country.
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
What a night it was! At the #IFBA2017 #IFBAAtJWJuhu awards. The suspense till the category was finally announced & then going up to stage to receive the #BestGeneralFoodBlog award. Thank you @FBAi , the jury, all who voted for me, my readers. A truly precious moment!
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2 years
This is something I am super proud about. Soam has dish named after me in their Khichdi Festival. Kalyan Karmakar’s Khichdi. That’s our Bengali khichuri. First time that a dish has been named after me & I am most touched. Thanks Pinky, Ratika & Riccha.
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
It’s my dad’s birthday today. We get flowers to offer him on other years. Cookies and chocolates are a better idea if you ask me and I am sure he’d agree. Happy birthday daddy ❤️
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Kalyan Karmakar
6 years
On eleven years of food blogging. It’s happy birthday time on Finely Chopped:
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
The picture of the trip for me. I had hoped against hope for 19 months for this day to come. All I can do is to urge all of you to not lose hope either.
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
As I realised over the past few months, after I embarked on a journey that I call #littlejackhornermeals , the best ‘food styling’ props are freshly made home cooked food, vegetables, dals, rotis and natural sunlight. Pretty plates help. What’s your take on this?
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Kalyan Karmakar
4 years
I see a lot of posts urging people with clinical depression to open up to people. It doesn’t work that way. They usually can’t. Reaching out to them can make a great difference though.
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
Went to a restaurant called Maaslii the other day that served GSB. Click and read to know what happened next:
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Kalyan Karmakar
5 years
I just realised that I am going to complete 12 years of blogging in a few months & have reached a stage now where I just can’t stop blogging. And I am loving it! I remember a time a few years back where I’d lost my urge to write. And I do truly feel thankful for the turnaround.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
Basking in reflected glory last night. And otherwise. @spalifekainaz 007 #IMPACT50Women
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
There’s apparently a restaurant in Mumbai where you can pay money & break plates. It’s supposed to be an ‘authentic’ Greek experience. I normally don’t comment on things in the industry but surely there’s a better and more sensitive way to encapsulate the Greek spirit?
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Kalyan Karmakar
3 years
Spot the happy Bengali.
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
My first breakfast when I land in Kolkata? If you know me well, you will know the answer. Luchi chholar dal it is. #indianfood #bengalifood #finelychoppedbreakfasts #locallove
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 years
I don’t know why it’s so hard for folks to accept that I don’t drink. Nothing personal. I don’t like alcohol anymore & consuming it makes me uneasy. That’s all. In the past I’d say I am on pain killers. Now I say I am allergic to alcohol. Not as alllergic as I am to pushiness!
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Kalyan Karmakar
1 year
How to say Sunday lunch in Bangla. (Pressure cooker mangshor jhol & gobindobhog bhaat called in from Oh! Calcutta)
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Kalyan Karmakar
2 months
Puri Mahabhog
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