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@FinallyFatigued
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Professional Florida Man. Professional Patriot. Professional Swamp Lord. Semi-Professional Critic. Fatigued, fed up and over it...
Florida, obviously ๐ค
Joined September 2025
That slam, dude! x2! How's the dirt taste, buddy?
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Seems like this is something many people need to hear: If you have the energy to riot and loot a supermarket because your SNAP benefits expired, you have the energy to get a job and go to work.
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Re: NYC & Zohran Mamdani Imagine a precious family heirloom. Itโs a beautiful dining room server. Itโs made of mahogany, and somehow, miraculously, your Great-Great-Grandmother figured out how to get it to the USA when she emigrated from Ireland back in the 1870s. She was
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BREAKING: Dylan Blaha, the Illinois National Guard Captain and Democratic candidate for Congress who urged all military members to DISOBEY orders, has reportedly had his security clearance suspended by the @DeptofWar, according to CBS. He has also reportedly been given 30 days
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"Somehow I got spinal meningitis, injecting all that hair spray in my spine. It's a super cheap way to party, if you aim to kill some braincells and some time. Good luck gettin' that child support check from me now!" Song gets stuck in my head all the time ๐คฃ๐ค
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I love Florida so very, very much. @ByronDonalds , I'm really counting on you to be the continuation of freedom that we need here! I do wish that y'all could actually be friends, too ๐คฃ a boy can dream
Governor Ron DeSantis says Floridians will have the chance to vote on ending property taxes statewide, eliminating what some call โrentโ paid to the government.
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I always tell people "It takes a LOT to make me cry (or angry). This one got me real good ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ค๐ I love the kindness on this platform so much. @saxdann , thank you for making my day (and my wife's too!) ๐ค
@FinallyFatigued I've said this repeatedly on X and I never tire of it. People who rescue animals are superheroes! The best of humanity. ๐ฅฐ๐ซก
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Noah got drunk. Jonah ran away. Moses stuttered. Abraham was old. Lazarus was dead. Paul was a murderer. Sarah was impatient. Elijah was depressed. Thomas was a doubter. Yet, they were chosen by God. God doesnโt call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
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Look what I found on 441 in Leesburg! His name is Wade, aka Roadrash ๐๐๐ค
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Hard to watch, but it's right on point ๐ฏ https://t.co/ASYpoBFmx8
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Gooooooood morning from the swamplands ๐บ๐ธ๐ซกโ๏ธ
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