If you are part of #GenX you have lived in: 5 Decades 2 Centuries 2 millennia all before the age of 50! For more #RandomThoughts, ADD rabbit hunts mixed into a little True Crime listen here.👇 That is all #CarryOn

If you truly understand why this is so funny, your back probably hurts and you need to schedule your colonoscopy

Poll time… for the couples. Especially the ones married more than 10 years. How often are you having sexy time?

Ummm? Okay?

This is specifically for the Gentlemen in the group……You and your boys burned it down at the bar last night…. You wake up next to HER?👇 what’s your first thought?

This is arguably the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard. 1) How do you legitimately expect a woman to stop an attacker who probably outweighs her by 80# or more? and 2)If you’re actively raping a woman you absolutely DESERVE to be shot. Repeatedly. Preferably to death.

I booked a flight from Orlando FL to Phoenix AZ. Apparently I got on the wrong plane or something, the plane landed at 9:45ish at night. I walked through the jetway and was smashed in the face with 105 degrees of face melting ‘Dry Heat’

A sad day indeed in entertainment. RIP Jerry Springer.

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Thank You !!!

Up next, our very dear friend Aaron from @Ihadtosayitpod joins us to talk about our favorite foods, alcoholic drinks and non alcoholic drinks #PodNation #PodernFamily

It doesn’t get more #Florida #floridafreak #ironic than having a ‘Let’s go Brandon’ tattoo on your forearm working at Starbucks. 😂

In my ‘actual’ job we had a giant Walmart type company takeover a family business. Since then I have felt like I’m playing in the band on the #Titanic.

SEE! Someone knows about my podcast. 👇

There’s the horror of listening to my medium speed some drag TC podcast, but if you want #ACTUAL #horror this is where to go👇

After you finish my dumpster fire, check these guys out. You’re welcome.

It’s #truecrime #Tuesday #TuesdayFeeling and there is a brand new episode of Coffee and a True Crime dumpster fire. Why haven’t you listened yet?👇

If you can identify #this go take some ibuprofen and call your doctor to schedule your #colonoscopy . It’s probably time. 😜

Once you manage to get through my #truecrime #dadjoke of a podcast check this one out as a pallet cleanser

After almost an entire year off of podcasting I’m BACK like a vertebrae. #dadjokes but seriously I am back. #podcast #podcastlife #truecrime Check out my latest episode here 👇

Don’t expect back stage passes to my success if you didn’t buy tickets to my struggles.

#IYKYK 😉. If you looked at this and chuckled even just a little we should be friends