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(Parody account) Passionate about T-Bird Basketball, Braves Baseball, oatmeal, sweet tea, BBQ & Banana Pudding
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BREAKING NEWS: All youth basketball coaches should take 1:01 out of their day to list to my man
@jj_redick
speak 💯 truth!
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Here is the game winning “touchdown” for Bennington on 4th down vs Skutt.
No dog in the fight, but this is definitely NOT a TOUCHDOWN. 😞
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Here is the video. So great for him to stop by tonight after the dub down in Lincoln!
Chucky Hepburn with a massive and deservedly so ovation from the crowd at Bellevue West during a fourth quarter timeout.
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No shade to the fellas who came before them, but this crew is the best Nebraska Super State team in history.
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BREAKING NEWS: AAU 🏀 is cool, but absolutely nothing beats a packed high school gym on a random Thursday night in January!
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Great to see my man
@zavierbetts1
back for a
@BellevueWestFB
game!
Throw him the damn football!
#PlaymakersInPurple
#Huskers
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BREAKING NEWS: If you coach Youth 🏀 & your team plays predominantly Zone, you aren’t doing your players any favors.
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Hey
@nsaahome
, did I miss the rule change where 🥎 runners can skip 3B & go directly home? I’ve been checking the case book all night. 🤷♂️
Dumb way to gain an advantage to win a game
@MalcolmSoftball
.
Even worse the umpire let this nonsense happen.
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My man
@chucky_hepburn
with the game winner! Glad we put this play in this week.
It’s past my bedtime!
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Congrats to my guy
@ChuckyHepburn
on being the newest member of the
@TBirdBB
1,000 point club!
Great 🏀 player, even better kid 💯!
Congrats Chuck!
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The Fellas!
29-0
State Champs
In conversation for greatest 🏀 team in Nebraska history!
@TBirdBB
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@MNHS_Basketball
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Final
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bord⚡️
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By far my favorite part of the game came with 5:59 left in Q4 & Prep was ahead 54-43...
...Guy in the Prep student section yells “Chucky Can’t Shoot!” (Volume ⬆️)
Then
@ChuckyHepburn
went on to do this & finished with 32 pts. The dude is just different.
#PokedTheBear
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BREAKING NEWS: The national search has FINALLY concluded, & I’m so ecstatic for my man…New
@TBirdBB
Head Coach
@coachklein4
!
Nobody in 🌎 more deserving & I know the fellas will ❤️ playing for him!
Also, he wants Faux to keep being Faux! 👊
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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That’s a wrap for my time as a
@TbirdEMPIRE
employee!
Off to bridge club, bird watching, 10AM movies, BINGO Halls, 4PM dinners, croquet, & whatever else old folks do!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
✌️- out
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ANNOUNCEMENT: If ur feeling tired this 🎃 AM, get out & grab yourself a bottle of Snapple Sweet Tea!
Check out my immediate recovery after testing the new
@TbirdEMPIRE
staircase!
Such a great beverage it will help fuel the
@BellevueWestFB
fellas tomorrow!
#PlaymakersInPurple
⚡️
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My man
@DaevonnHall
with a one handed TOUCHDOWN catch!
@BellevueWestFB
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@LHSLinkFootball
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#nebpreps
#SCtop10
#PlaymakersInPurple
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BREAKING NEWS: It’s a wrap for Class A 🏈
Nobody is coming within 28 points of
@WHS_WarriorFB
the rest of the year. Nobody.
Give them the 🏆 now. Zero chance they get beat. Potentially the best 🏈 team the state has ever seen.
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Hey
@nsaaevents
, maybe it makes sense to move Class A to Omaha?
That would be A LOT shorter drive for all teams involved.
I don’t think
@SouthPackNation
,
@OPSCHSBBB
,
@HoopsWestside
,
@JrJayBasketball
,
@TBirdBB
,
@antlerbball
,
@PLSbasketball
, or
@MNHS_Basketball
would mind!
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Congrats to my man
@JosiahDotzler
& the
@MokanBasketball
fellas for bringing home the Peach Jam Championship! 💯 🔥
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BREAKING NEWS: My man
@JacobXArop
made a ton of huge plays tonight, but getting my guy
@coachklein4
airborne was by far his best! 💯 🔥
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BREAKING NEWS: Apparently there’s a 🏀 rule change & coaches can now be the 6th defender.
Props to my man
@MarquetteMBB
HC Shaka Smart for cutting off
@playforhim3
’s baseline drive on this play. 🙄
Complete joke this is allowed, but can’t wait to 👀 my man
@coachklein4
defend!
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Just to put into perspective what we have witnessed over the last 5 years in Class A 🏀.…
2020-2024:
@TBirdBB
130-11
5 of the BW 11 losses were to Millard North
3 State 🏆🏆🏆
@MNHS_Basketball
123-17
6 of the MN losses were to Bellevue West
2 State 🏆🏆
Incredible.
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So awesome to 👀 the college fellas come back and 👀 the high school
@TBirdBB
fellas!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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The shot clock is desperately needed for all classes in Nebraska.
Ashland just ran off about 1:20 in their last possession of 1st half.
Not a knock on Ashland either. Would absolutely do the same up 8 in low scoring game.
Just not super exciting to 👀
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🙏 to anyone impacted by today’s 57 tornados in Waverly, Elkhorn, Bennington, Omaha & surrounding areas. 😔
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BREAKING NEWS: State 🏆 postgame locker room talks are the best postgame locker room talks!
❤️ this team!
@JadenJ2024
@JustGotJenked
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My man
@ChuckyHepburn
picked up some more hardware tonight!
Metro Coaches Player of the Year! Congrats my guy!
⚡️It’s A Great Day to be a T-Bird!⚡️
#TopPlayerInNebraska
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So awesome of
@Gregbrown4_
,
@ChuckyHepburn
&
@FrankieFidler_
to send in video to the fellas before their District 🏆 game!
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BREAKING: We have a loaded field for NE HS March Madness
@PinnacleArena
next week!
Unofficial
@nsaahome
Class A 🏀 Bracket:
1.
@TBirdBB
2.
@MNHS_Basketball
3.
@OPSCHSBBB
4.
@HoopsWestside
5.
@JrJayBasketball
6.
@SouthPackNation
7.
@PLSbasketball
8.
@antlerbball
#nebpreps
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BREAKING: lots of 💬 on Shelton/Santee ending.
I’m not against criticizing referees but he 💯 got it right.
CAN NOT have a common foul during a dead 🏀. Had the inbounder had the 🏀, different story.
Ref had no choice once foul was called. I’m not buying flop argument either.
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Been to a lot of graduation parties over the years, & I don’t remember my seasonal allergies acting up like this. 😭
Such an awesome dude right here.
Congrats
@ChuckyHepburn
! ❤️
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
#OnWisconsin
👊
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Check out my man
@CoachShockey
& the
@T_BIRDSBASEBALL
guys doing their AM Medicine ball workout & incorporating the exit sign!
The fellas are INTENT to ELEVATE ⚾️’s this year!
Love the reactions by
@eby_caden
,
@theanderson_34
&
@ajkowalski10
!
#Elevate
#Intent
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Looks like my man
@KadenJHelms
is enjoying his
@MiamiHurricanes
visit!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
#PlaymakersInPurple
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BREAKING NEWS: Episode 3 coming SATURDAY!
🏀
@TBirdBB
🆚
@MNHS_Basketball
🕕 6PM
🗓 March 12
🎟 GoFan app
📺
📍
@PinnacleArena
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
#PerAngustaAdAugusta
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Great seeing Omaha Metro Conference 🏀 referee Kevin Mar on TV doing the BYU/Navy College 🏈 game!
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BREAKING NEWS:
@BellevueWestFB
Gameday is tomorrow & it’s “for all the marbles”!
Here is a little remix video for the fellas featuring part of a
@bwfootballcoach
locker room chat!
#SoundUp
#ClearEyes
#FullHearts
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BREAKING NEWS: Christmas came early!
Thanks so much to
@coachklein4
,
@MathLauritsen
,
@CoachSanderson5
,
@BWestwoodchuck
,
@JustGotJenked
&
@coachblackwell5
for the T-Bird short court! Awesome!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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Wow.
Well worth the 3:15 of your time to listen to
@Riley_Gaines_
discuss her experience, especially if you have a daughter who is an aspiring athlete.
Incredible this is even a thing. 😞
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BREAKING NEWS: There is new artwork hanging in the ⚡️
@TbirdEMPIRE
Thunderdome.
It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird!
🏆
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@RyanJamesMN
Right foot would have to hit ground before shot attempt. I don’t think it does at all. Looks clean to me.
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BREAKING NEWS:
-We had reports of a hidden door in a hallway
@TbirdEMPIRE
.
-I haven’t found it yet.
-Our security officer has a lot of time on his hands.
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Just a little something for the fellas to watch on the way out to Buell!
#PlaymakersInPurple
#SoundUp
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A lot of
@TBirdBB
players were fantastic tonight, but here is
@ChuckyHepburn
’s stat line tonight:
21 pts, 12 reb, 11 ast, 2 stl, 1 TO
Not sure I’ve seen a better player in state of Nebraska in last 30 years.
#TripleDouble
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BREAKING NEWS: My man
@JosiahDotzler
’s
@Gatorade
POY banner arrived & is now hanging under big bro
@joshdotzler
’s banner from 18 years ago!
Pretty incredible!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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Dear 🏀 players,
Weeks not months remain in your 2020 season.
I know it’s tempting to look ahead to college, AAU, spring sports, work, life, etc..
But...take time to enjoy this moment. There is nothing like high school basketball.
#CarpeDiem
#TimeFlies
#MemoriesStay
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BREAKING NEWS: The
@TbirdEMPIRE
Grand Slam of banners is complete.
✔️🏈 🏆 -
@BellevueWestFB
✔️🏈 🐊 ade POY-
@DuckerJevyon
✔️🏀 🏆 -
@TBirdBB
✔️🏀 🐊 ade POY-
@ChuckyHepburn
#PlaymakersInPurple
#UTCURROUNUS
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BRRAKING NEWS: Super good looking crowd
@BluejayMBB
game who is up way past their bedtime tonight!
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My man
@ChuckyHepburn
gets some nice run by
@kevinkugler
tonight on the
@BadgerMBB
vs
@HuskerHoops
broadcast!
Every word he says is 💯!
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This group of
@TBirdBB
seniors will take the court together for the last time today!
Also.....they are competing for all the 🏆marbles against a very talented Mill North squad.
We wish everyone could be in Lincoln & ❤️ all the support from afar! Go T-Birds!
#UTCURROUNUS
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My heart breaks for a member of the
@MillardWestHoop
family tonight. 😢
Scott B was one of the good ones. He genuinely cared about people and was a friend I will greatly miss.
Hug the ones you love tonight. 😢 💔
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Thank you fellas. ❤️
You are officially
@TbirdEMPIRE
Alumni!
Btw…. the “old man” group at
@TBirdBB
open gym just got a lot stronger! 👊
Can’t wait to follow your journeys both on and off the 🏀 court.
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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With this little double pump finger roll,
@nico_buckets22
is the newest member of the
@TBirdBB
1,000 Point Club!
Nice work my man! It’s been a pleasure to watch you do your thing!
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BREAKING NEWS: Snagged a pic of the brand new Thunderdome artwork at
@TbirdEMPIRE
!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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Definitely was not a thing of beauty, but
@TBirdBB
is your A-1 District Champs.
This dance was our best executed play all night!
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BREAKING NEWS: I know
@MikeSautter_
didn’t touch on the important question so many people are asking 😂.
I’ve received thousands of texts and emails wondering if Faux is also retiring.
Just to set the record straight…Faux will continue to tweet things! 👊
Josiah Dotzler, Josh Dotzler, Chucky Hepburn, Antoine Young, Mike Jenkins, Todd Fitzgerald are some of the best names to play for Doug Woodard.
They all share the impact he has made in their lives not just on the court but off of it.
#nebpreps
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INCREDIBLY HIGH level girls basketball game! Highest scoring game in NE GBB history!
Congrats to Millard South on winning the rematch.
@KenzieMelcher
throws one in from half court for good measure!
@patriotsgbball
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@LadyTBirdBBall
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Final
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LETS GO
@coachklein4
!
Congrats to the
@TBirdBB
fellas for their 82-55 dub!
⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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BREAKING NEWS: CRAZY NIGHT!
North, Omaha Central Westside & Gretna win! Creighton Prep gets the wildcard!
Here is your OFFICIAL
@nsaahome
Class A Boys Bracket! ⬇️
1
@TBirdBB
v 8
@JrJayBasketball
4
@ops_vikinghoops
5
@OPSCHSBBB
3
@HoopsWestside
v 6
@LSEBBasketball
2…
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The fellas!
@TBirdBB
89
@HoopsWestside
70
Final
Playing for all the marbles 🏆 tomorrow!
#UTCURROUNUS
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