Greetings, #fatuitwt. I am The Jester. Her Majesty has decreed as follows: “Since no Harbinger can control themselves on this app, and they keep giving up industry secrets, Pierro will be dispatched in order to regulate their behavior.” NOTE: Hroptatyr is not welcome here.

I am BLOWING UP the plane!

I submit myself to HER MAJESTY’S CAUSE! And, YES, I am a breeding ground for HATE towards the Gods.

CULT ADVICE: Next time you are in the Sumeru desert, pick up the FIRST blue haired twink you see. 90% chance that this will be a severely troubled man who will try to destroy the world at some point or another!

If I am cute enough… You will be able to see me every day if you JOIN THE FATUI! GLORY TO HER MAJESTY, THE TSARITSA!

We tried to do this once, but the Primordial One grabbed him by his nose and flung him back to Teyvat. The Gnoses will just have to do…

Please do NOT take photos of me in my private quarters! When I find whoever did this, you will be dealt with VERY quickly.

CULT ADVICE: If one of your recruits are starting to annoy you, set them up in a plan where they think they will become God and then promptly get them defeated or killed. Note that this works best with puppets and doctors.

I will now resume responding to your inquiries.

The situation has been resolved. Pulcinella was briefly eaten by the monster, but he has since been retrieved and is expected to recover quickly. I cannot disclose what we did to the monster. Glory to Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa.

SNEZHNAYAN WEATHER FORECAST: Very snowy.

APOLOGIES FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR INQUIRIES. THERE IS A SITUATION AT ZAPOLYARNY PALACE. DOTTORE’S PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TENTACLE MONSTER IS MISSING FROM ITS CONTAINMENT CELL. UPDATES TO COME. QUESTIONS WILL BE ADDRESSED SOON. GLORY TO HER MAJESTY, THE TSARITSA.

I already said to NOT ask me about potential government secrets. Expect Fatui Agents at your door within the coming days… Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I need you, too… FOR MY ARMY. GLORY TO HER MAJESTY, THE TSARITSA! WE WILL SEIZE AUTHORITY FROM THE GODS!

SNEZHNAYAN WEATHER FORECAST: Still snowy.

ARE YOU BEING SUFFOCATED TO DEATH? HAVE I JUST BEEN MADE A WITNESS TO SOMEONE’S DEMISE? Alas.. 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮.

My messages are open to ANYONE! That is not a guarantee that I will answer. You need to meet a certain standard of instability in order to qualify for a Harbinger position.

I look nothing like him. He is a lawyer, and lawyers are evil people, and I am NOT evil! I’m a villain, not a monster.

CULT ADVICE: If you leave a piece of cheese under a box, you will catch a new faithful servant for The Tsaritsa. Glory to Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa.

GREAT. THANKS A LOT. NOW I AM SICK. @Pantaloan @MAYORPULCINELLA I AM NOW SNEEZING ON YOU.

SNEZHNAYAN WEATHER FORECAST: Snowy.