Honestly, I was really looking forward to be at CLASH tonight, but I had to take destiny by the reigns and make an executive decision for the betterment of the company. So here it is, my grand solution to the problem—loser A and B can fight for a chance to lose to me. Again.

—than familiar with continuing that chapter in your book.

—preparing to challenge for my title, but I’d save it for somebody you’ll actually beat. No amount of spirit and courage or whatever other cliche aspect you pull from yo ass cheeks—it’s not gone be enough. You won’t be enough. Probably the story of your life, so you’ll be more—

—and I have ever squared up with one another, but I’m sure you’ve seen the matches, especially the title defenses. You already know this won’t be a cakewalk. I’m sure you’re going to give everybody an inspiring speech about all the blood, sweet, and tears you put into—

Was there a number one contendership match I was unaware of or is Eternia just passing out title matches like it’s Trunk or Treat? I don’t know what you did, @wa_wargoddess, to secure a title match, but you’re in going to be in for more tricks than treats. I don’t believe you—

Sounds like Quinn’s a pet. Ooh, lemme guess what kind! Uuuumm…a mutt? What else could be so obedient?

Damn, Gina… That…that really sucks for you. Alright, well, the rookie might actually get chosen over me. I’d choose her honestly for the easy W, but I still encourage all to see me instead.

@AnUnwantedBreed On a scale of 1 to Jesus fucking Christ—how hot is this?

Anywhores—I got a new girlfriend. That makes like five and they’re all my coworkers. Passed around more than a pack of gum.

Can never been creepy enough, especially when it’s Scorpio season. NWA show was a big success! 💋

Good! Champions deserve that show of respect. Even champions like…Tina? Lena? Whatever that girl’s name is.

It’s very…gaudy.

I should be given the title in a more official manner.

What a show! And unsurprisingly, the people I had the most confidence in made it through. Which unlucky lady is gonna get the big one? That’s the question.

||: would love an active matti belle :/

ATL—we’re gonna put a spell on you. 💋 🔮 🕷️

—the least in all of this.

—I hold the championship of @EterniaProWres. Still I remain the beacon of the division, the centerpiece, the best of the best that Eternia has to offer. Still I am the final boss that every last one of you have to claw to reach, and I’m very curious to see which one of you sucks—

The Queen of Love and Beauty has a unique and famed history because it is the exact tournament a year ago that awarded me the Love and Beauty championship. It is with that title that I earned my long-awaited, way overdue, Moonstone Championship for the very first time. And still—

Proud of you, sweet cheeks.